Hey, you, congratulations for deciding to read this book. There's a few things we need to go over before we get this shit-show on the road, though.
1. This isn't supposed to be a place for you to broadcast hate toward others, so don't fucking do it. I'll block and report you if I see anyone trashing someone else in the comments.
2. This fucking book is profane, bitch. If profanity offends you in any way at all, I don't really know why your dumb-ass decided to read this. If you didn't notice, this shit is mature. So don't act like you didn't know that already.
3. If you're still in junior high, stop reading. You're too young and you should be doing your homework right now. So get outta here, ya filthy animals.
4. I wrote this so that I could have a place to express myself whenever I please. So don't read this if you get offended by someone like me expressing my personal viewpoints.
Other than all that shit, I think that we're golden. Like I said, if you're young, get easily offended, don't like profanity, or feel the need to rag on someone else, get the fuck out, man. Since I've just about covered everything, let's do this shit, dude. I'm outie.
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RANT | a diary
RandomThis is where I put all of my rants, thoughts, daily struggles and my trash-talking. Sounds fun, huh? Well come the fuck in, stranger. Get comfortable; this should be good.
