PART THREE
Author-nim is back and is newly refreshed after being away for so long! So here I am, sitting on my bed enjoying my oh so ‘EXOtic lifestyle’ and wondering, “Why the hell wasn’t I born KOREAN!?!” but I am perfectly fine with being me thank you very much. This is what my Friday consists of.
So have you guys ever wondered if EXO ever sees or reads comments left by fans? I do, EV.ERY.DAY. (not literally) Then I curse myself for not knowing Korean better.
DID YOU ALL KNOW……that Kai’s and Kyung Soo’s bed is queen sized and when Kai has a fever(which apparently is very often), Kai hugs D.O. (O.O not that I am surprised…*or jealous*). Here is a little of how I imagine it:
“I secretly sneak into D.O and Kai’s room in while they are out. I hide under their bed and wait until they fall asleep. *Kai magically gets a fever like five minutes before they go to sleep and he hugs D.O.*
I crawl out from under the bed like a Kung Fu Ninja Panda (I know that made absolutely no sense). I stand over them hugging and ‘Tsk’. I crawl in between D.O and Kai so now it seems as if D.O is hugging me. Then I ‘accidently’ push Kai of the bed and fall asleep. THE END”
Just yesterday I was fangirling with my EXO buddy and we were talking about what would happen and what we would if we ever broke into EXO’s house. The conversation went a little like this:
ME: You ever wondered what it would be like to be in EXO’s house. Without them knowing though. Where would you hide if you managed to get in?
Friendie: Definitely under the beds. You know so when they are asleep I can watch them. (Freaky………but I would definitely do that so I have no say whatsoever.) Where would you hide?
Me: I would go hide in the bathroom, you know, just to see all the interesting things that happen there…
Friendie: You pervert child.
Me: Ohhh, I would also go hide in the cupboards in the kitchen because obviously D.O would be there.
Friendie: I wouldn’t do that because the kitchen has knives. Let’s say that D.O was cutting up some veggies and he happened to open the cupboard you were in, he would stab you because you scared him. Could you imagine the look he will have on his face? (I did, it went a little something like this…….OvO------à KyungSoo screaming while he stabbed you mercilessly)
Anywayyy………unto more important things. I am awaiting EXO’s new song and it’s killing me! Ohh this is so random but are any of you an EatYourKimchi fan? You can answer in the comments if you like. Talking about comments, you guys make author-nim sad when you don’t comment and when I am sad, I am forced to listen to sad songs….like K-will: Please Don’t. #TrueStory. Do you guys know who is D.O’s match from EXO M? Well I am not gonna tell you and if you are right, the first person to answer my correctly you will get a dedication! Yayy….. ( Yea this is a pretty simple question.)
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT TELEKINESIS IS REAL??? Hmmm…..then I could only imagine what Lu Han does at night…..(*insert perverted thought here for all you nasty people* I’m kidding! I’m kidding.)
Am I seriously running out of things to say right now? What kind of person am I ? Oh….no….I’m back.
So I was reading this fan fiction about D.O (big shocker) and he was this obsessive psychopath that was stalking a girl he saw for the first time and he had kidnapped her. Apparently he was really mental because he was hitting her across the face, screaming, “I love you and I Know you love me too, so cooperate!” I am a bad person for laughing at this? I found it so funny that I was practically crying! Oh Kyung Soo, why are you so cute?
Okay so I like don’t want to type anymore, so I will take my leave. Oh on a totally unrelated topic, YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO LISTEN TO: ‘Yiruma, River Flows into You’ I love that instrumental personally because it is played on my favorite instrument. I will love anyone that can play a beautiful and gorgeous piece like that.
Haha my imagination just acted up again:
“I am sitting on a piano bench watching D.O play that song for me. His fingers gracefully sliding over the keys with his eyes closed.”…….AHHH the Feels!
Okay, Okay I am really gone! I am going to go watch ‘Personal Preference’ now. See/type you all later! Saranghamnida!
When life throws lemons, instead of making lemonade,
throw them back~ Do Kyung Soo.
