"My Hate of Pickles"
Pickles are full of uck.
Honestly, I think they suck.
People tell me to get over it,
I tell them pickles make me spit.
Pickles are just very uck.
"My Love of Ostriches"
Ostriches make very odd sounds.
When scared, they stick their heads in grounds.
Ostriches are one of my favorite mammals.(1)
They kinda, sorta, almost look like camels.
You probably won't find them in pounds.
(1)So, one of my friends kindly informed me that ostriches are, in fact, birds. I guess I forgot when I was writing this:)
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Poems and Such
PoetryFrom a Shakespearean sonnet, to a humorous poetic summary of "Pride and Prejudice", these are my assorted poems.
