Breadless bread and chicken

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Time skip to after the party

It is 6:00 and everyone is going home. I'm riding with Barney. He and Adam had helped me set up my phone. I also had gotten phone numbers from everyone at the office. Right now I was texting Alesa.

A= Alesa Y:you  

A: So are you coming to the office for Christmas?

Y: No I have to be some where else

A: Oh. Well I was going to bring Mason to meet you.

Y: Mason?

A: Adam really needs to tell you more. Mason is our son.

Y: Oh how adorable. And I'm not surprised that he wont tell me things. I mean he doesn't know a thing about me.

A: What do you mean he doesn't know a thing about you?

Y: What did he tell you about me. Did he tell you how I meet Red?

A: He told me that he meet one of Red's friend's. That from what he could tell you are very nice. That is about all. And no he never told me how you meet Red.

Y: Well that is about all he knows about me. And I meet Red the very day I meet Adam. I meet Red outside of the door. I was sleeping. 

Y: I also accused him of kidnaping me

A: Well that must have been fun for him. Adam also told me you are black belt so I can only imagine how that went.

Y: I may or may not have pinned him on the ground.

A: Awesome! We need more women like you.

Y: No. We need more black belt girls. Not people like me.

A: But you are AMAZING. We do need more AMAZING people like you.

" Y/n were home." Barney said.

" Okay. Thanks for driving me" I said.

" How else would you get home" he said laughing.

" Yeh yeh make all the jokes you want. I make the dinner." I said.

" Well tell that to Red. He got here before us." he said.

" How dare you. You planned this." I said.

Y: I have to go. Red is trying to make dinner

A: okay bye.

Y: bye

" Yes I did. You were to busy texting to notice I took the long way." he said as we started to walk to the door.

" He locked the door. Smart. May I have your key please?" I asked.

" No" he said.

" And why not?" I asked.

" Cause Red is not done with dinner yet." he said.

" Barney I need to get in." I said.

" No he is almost done." he said.

" How do you know this?" I asked.

" He is texting me. Oh he is almost done." he said.

" Great" I said. I grabbed my phone and called him.

Red: hello

Y: Why are you cooking dinner. You know how important it is to me that I cook

R: yeh but it is your birthday party so you get the day off

Y: No I already owe you to much. 

" Including you Barney" I said.

R: Look I have already made it so you guys can come in.

Y: Thank you. Bye.

R: see you later.

" He said we can go in" I said.

" Okay" he said going to the door and unlocking it.

" Red I hate you" I said.

" Oh come on. I made my special bread and chicken without the chicken" he said.

" I love your breadless bread and chicken" Barney said.

" I hate you all" I said pretending to pout and I sat down at the table.

" Tell me you at least made other things then chicken" I said.

" Yes. I made green beans" he said.

" I get to cook from now on. You people suck" I said.

" Okay" Barney and Red said.

" Let's eat" Red said " I spent at least 30 minutes making this."

" Oh my god. So long." I said.

" Yes I slaved over it for ever"  he said.

" Well thank you" I said.

After that we all ate and talked. I have to say this is the best birthday ever. And to think it all has to be ruined tomorrow.

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