Mar waddled into ze rum and he slaps 13 year old leafy. Leafy gasps and falls off his chair dramatically and pretendz to die. Mar cris over leafys ded bodi while eating cri cri chocolate. Leafy comes back to life while the song "Bring Me Back To Life" plays in the background.
":0000 Perf timmin m8" Mar said.
"Tank chu senor. I rlly do try"
They then kessed becuz nicole gawken forced them with the power of ship, and zey accept it. Mar says he's nat gay butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we all kno he lyin. They touch tips and the havens cri. Even Jesus cris because homo shite happenin. The gawkens Char and Helen make it rain on the gay men.
"Chu did gud."
"I know boo. I know"
~*Fin*~
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Wtf Is THiS 13 year old leafy x Mar
Fanfictionthis is fur me homie. THIS IS A CRACKFICCCCCC
