Best Johnny joke ever….
He is in school and the english teacher says we have to write a paper on the diff between "theory" vs "Fact".
If you have any questions have your parents help you with it.
So johnny goes home and and sees his dad mowing the lawn,
Johnny jumps off his bike and runs up to his dad and says 'dad, dad, I need your help"
His dad turns off the mower and says "what is is son?"
The teacher says I have to write a paper on the diff btw Theory vs Fact and I should get your help if I dont understand it.
His dad says " ok I c, well, go in the house and ask your sister if she'll fuck a guy for a million bucks"
Jonny zips in and asks his sister, then comes running back out "Yeah dad, sis says she'll do it"
"Ok Jonny now go ask your mom"
same thing, jonny comes out "yeah dad, mom says she'll do it too, but how does this help me with my paper about theory vs fact??
His dad says " you see son in theory we are sitting on a couple million dollars, but the fact is were living w a couple of whores"
