A/n: ok so I said that I would do this on like April fools day but I can't wait that long so um.... I'm going to say grab your holy water and hold onto your butts cause this is going to be a..... Chicken shaman X crazy cat lady..... Lemon..... ENJOY!!! (Jumps in pool of holy water) and OMG I can't believe I'm doing this >~<
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----------Chicken POV--------------
"Young sir can I have some of your best milk. It's for a very special occasion."
The man just looked at me and handed me some milk.
"Thank you and as a reward have a chicken."
And with that I left and headed home to my little kitty....
-----cat lady POV------------
"MOVE YOU CHICKEN!! NO DONT STAND THERE!!"
I was trying to make a nice dinner for my little chicly wickly today was going to be special. I went upstairs and opened my closet and a ton of cats fell out again. I looked through and took out a short leopard print shirt that went just under my... Boobs.... I also took out what the kids call short shorts. They where black. I put on some KILLER heels and went back down stairs (guys I'm scared... HOLD ME!!). When I got down my Chicly whicly was back alread and had his shirt off so his sexy two pack was showing (GUYS IM DYING HERE SAVE ME).
"I see the chicken master is back. Meow."
He Wales over to me and kissed me while pinning me to the wall then....
"OUCH I GOT LEMON IN MY EYES!!!"
Chicken:"WHAT!? How is that even possible?"
A/n:" Hi guys OMG I just did that I saved us even if I did brake the fourth wall I saved us. Hope you um..... Enjoyed? That weird nightmare flue story... Not going to get the image of the cat lady is those clothes out of my head now. But um I got bored and decided to do that but um see you next time PEACE!! (Dives back into holy water pool)
