I think my cat farted.
What?
One of my posters fell onto her and she jumped and made a weird noise. It was kinda like kabloomp.
So you're saying farts sound like kabloomp?
Only my cats farts.
What do her burps sound like then?
Idk ask my cat.
What's her name?
Cat.
Really?
Nah, it's Pepper.
Pepper?
She looks like pepper.
Pepper as in the vegetable or pepper as in the other powder that's beside salt?
Condiment and yes.
I wanna see.
Nope, she's my pussy cat.
I don't know how to respond to that.
Honestly neither do I.
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