Jeff and Jane the Killers

Jeff and Jane the Killers-Chapter 4: burn the craze

"Finally she's dead...now for you love, I've been- "

Jeff's sentence was cut short when I swung the meat tenderizer at the back of his head.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Now you're both dead! No Jane! No Jeff! No crazy mass murderers! Ha! Ha!" I starred at the their lifeless bodies with joy. I felt so happy and accomplished with what I have done. I picked up a piece of the shattered glass and skipped to the bathroom.

"La la la, dee dee, da, smiles oh the smiles" I sang as I stuck the piece of glass between my lips at the corner of my mouth and sliced up to my cheek.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Jeff and Jane you guys don't even compare to me!" I sliced up my other cheek and watched the blood trickle down my neck.

"Now for the grand event of the morning!"

I ran to the garage and came back with a tank of gasoline. I sung as I poured the gad all over the place.

"Dee da dee in hell we shall all burn!! Riot! Riot!"

I then lit a match and watched the flames rise and dance gracefully as the bodies and all the evil in it burnt.

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"Breaking news! A house in a local neighborhood goes up in flames at 6:30 this morning. Three bodies were found and no survivors were uncovered. As of right now the bodies can't be identified. The resident at the home, Mary Sawyer age 21, is no where to be found. We are left to believe she must have been one of the bodies found."