Hell

8: Dan the Emu Boi and Phil the Butterfuck

This is a day in the life of dan the emu boy and phil the butt erfly.
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Dan wakes up first but stays in bed and watches Phil sleeping until he wakes up too. Phil wakes up and looks at Dan sleepy. 'Dan wtf u doing' he says. 'Im watching u sleep bc ur so beauifull.' he answers. Phil smiles and kisses him. They walk downstairs and they eat Dans cereal for breakfast. While eating breakfast, Phil asks Dan something. 'I wanna buy a pet, can we?' (do u see where i'm going. no copying tho.) 'Sure, what do u want?' Dan says. 'A hamster.' Dan looks at him with big eyes. 'U wanna do that again. u remeber what we did when we bought a hamster every month right?' 'yes, ofcourse i remember, why would i forget something like that.' (if u don't know what this is about, please, read the hat fic, ur gonna love it.) 'and no, i actually wanna take care of it. Please not that again.' he continues. 'sure, i'm sick of that too. we have a good sex life, we don't have to do those nasty things.' Dan said. 'Lets go get it right away.' Phil stood up with a happy face. 'okay.' Dan followed him to the door. they didn't realise that they where still naked and everyone was looking at them. 'Why do people stare.' Phil said. 'Idk, maybe they think we're fab.' 'yeah, probably' they continued walking to the pet store and when they entered, Phil ran to the hamsters. they stared at them for a long time. 'this one!' Phil pointed at a black one. 'yeah sure, idc.' Dan said. 'okay, quick! Go get someone who works here (idek what its called sorry) Dan went to a young lady and she screamed that they had to put clothes on first. Dan apologized and turned back to Phil.
'phil, look at urself. thats why people where staring.' Phil screamed. 'oh god thats horrible, lets go home and get dressed.' they walked home and put some clothes on. 'do you think we're welcome again?' phil asked. 'yeah sure, the lady said "put some clothes on first" so i guess we can go back.' they walked back and asked again if they could purchase the hamster. They could and the lady recomended a cool house for the animal. they bought that too. everything togheter with food and stuff was $169,69.
they installed everything in their livingroom and put the hamster in there. 'what are you gonna name him?' dan asked. 'Striker, like our first ever hamster.' Phil said and Dan laughed. 'oh, the memories.' he said. 'yeah...' phil said. they looked at the hamster for a while. 'hey,' dan said. 'do u wanna have sex.' phil looked at him 'yeah come on.' they walked to the bedroom and did their daddy kink sex like everynight, except, it wasn't night. it was 4pm. when they where done with everything it was 6:30pm. phil looked at the clock. 'wow, that was a long fuck.' he said 'i didn't even notice.' 'mhm, me neither.' said Dan. 'i love you.' 'i love you too.' they went downstairs and ate dinner. then they just watched tv and went to sleep.

that was a day in the life of them.
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