Yeah, dobe, if you be mine -SasuNaru!!!-

If you be mine

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Hope you enjoy it, I certainly enjoyed writing it.

This was the first SasuNaru Fan-Fiction I ever wrote. I am sorry if it isn't that good, or has good as others. I tried my best. This was my first Naruto Fan-Fic in general, so I wasn't exactly expeerienced in writing Naruto Fan-Fictions. Escpecially ones that is not on the story-line of the actual Anime/Manga.

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At the bridge, aka, at the meeting place of Team Seven~

Sakura and Sasuke were standing at the bridge, awaiting their sensei to come. Surprisingly, Naruto is not there either... "Ugghh!! Where is Sensei and Naruto?!!!!! I understand Kakashi being late, but Naruto?!!" Sakura fumed, "Hn." Sasuke agreed, it was kind of weird that even Naruto, the hyperactive knucklehead, was late. It was uncanny. "Yo!" Kakashi greeted, sitting on the bridge, "YOU'RE LATE!!!" Sakura pointed, Kakashi did his famous closed-eyed smile "He-he, sorry Sakura. I got lost on the path of life..." "LIAR!!!" "Well then. Anyways, I have a mi--- Where is Naruto?" he asked, looking around for the Ninja "Not here." Sasuke said, uncaring, "He isn't here, Kakashi-sensei. BUT WHEN HE DOES GET HERE I WILL BEAT HIM UP AND DOWN THE ROAD!" Sakura yelled, Sasuke and Kakashi sweat-dropped.

Meanwhile at Narutos house---

"Kuso. Kuso. Kuso!!! I'm late, Dattebayo!! And I think my tumble dryer shrunk my trousers!! (aka Pants,I'm not American so I don't use words such as 'pants', (unless we're meaning womans underwear) -grins- we call those trousers)" Naruto shouted at no one in particular "I need a shower. A cold one at that." he sighed, going to the bathroom. He turned on the shower, put it at cold, before taking off his clothes off and hopping in, sighing blissfully at the lovely cold feeling. He looked down at himself and groaned. He had an erection. THIS EARLY?!! GAH THIS WORLD IS TRYING TO KILL HIM. He slowly put his hand down and touched his erection, gasping at the feeling. He gripped it, before moving his hand up and down, slowly at first but surely speeding up his pace "Ahh...." Naruto moaned, moving faster, "Nnnn.." He closed his eyes tightly, he teased the tip with his thumb and rubbed it. "Ah hah. I'm gunna, ohhhhh....." He came fast and hard, "...Cum..." he sighed and hopped out the shower, drying up and putting on his clothes, he felt the heat come back, "Gah!! That's it!" He took off his (horrible in my opinion. SO BRIGHT!) orange jacket and tied it around his waist, and changed to black, less thick, trousers (like I said before, if you're American, or whatever, trousers mean Pants!), with his blue ninja shoes on too. "Ahh, much better. Oh right! I'm late!!!" he ran out the house "Kuso!! I'm going to get killed when I get to the meeting spot!!!" he shouted, -ignoring the looks the villagers gave him that are either from disgust, confusion or startlement- running to the bridge..

Back to the bridge. Finally!!--

Sasuke and Sakura and Kakashi were bored, awaiting on Naruto to finally show up, well Sakura was bored. Sasuke tried to hide it. Then they saw Naruto running to them, in a ... new outfit? Huh. "S-Sorry I'm late sensei!" he apologised "Ohh! You better be, Naruto!!" Sakura yelled, hitting Naruto on the head "ITAI. Sakura-chan that hurt!!!" Naruto whined, cluching his abused head with his hand, anime crying, "Why were you late, Naruto?" Kakashi asked, Naruto stopped yelling and froze at that question, before blushing slightly, which only Sasuke noticed, strangely, isn't Sakura meant to be the observant type? "I... I had some 'problems' before I came here..." He mumbled "And, the new outfit?" Kakashi had his arms crossed, Naruto looked himself over "My other one was uncomfortable." He explained, Kakashi nodded, "Never thought I'd hear YOU say that, of all people. Anyways, onward to what we're doing now, We have a mission!" Naruto didn't feel like doing a mission today, he sighed quietly, "Okay. What mission?" he asked, his voice showing he didn't want to do it "We are going to babysit The Hokages son...." "Nope. Not doing it." Naruto deadpanned, before walking away, leaving a confused Kakashi behind. "NARUTO. THAT IS OUT OF CHARACTER. GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!" Sakura yelled, which caused Kakashi to sweat-drop, Sasuke was sure he heard Naruto sigh before turning around "Fine." He walked back to the three, He looked up at Kakashi, anger evident in his eyes, "I will say it with a more formal act. Or do you want me to say it in my annoying as hell hyper-active act? Which do you prefer... sakura.." Sakura froze when he said her name without the honorific, "Are.. Are you okay?" she asked in a worrying tone, Naruto glared at her slightly, but softened a little before shaking his head "Huh? Oh, me? Yeah... Just fine, sorry Sakura-chan...", "Are you sure? You don't look so hot.." Naruto laughed slightly, "Hehe. I may not look 'hot' but I literally feel like I am on fire right now. I'm burning" he panted slightly as the insane heat came back to him full-blow. "Naruto, maybe you should go see the Hokage..." Naruto nodded once before running away from his team. "Something's not right with him today. Maybe it has something to do with the Kyuubi?" Sakura said, Kakashi nodded, "Maybe.. Just Maybe." "Hn..." Sasuke said, well, Sasuke made a sound. Hn is a sound, right? "Well anyways, let's get to the mission." Kakashi urged "RIGHT!" Sakura said enthusiastically "Hn." Sasuke said, not so enthusiastic.