So Wallace and I ate some old noodles from Panda Express and talked about humans.
"I like totally don't understand how they pee in toilets, like they literally have their heads and cars to poop and pee on", I explained to Wallace.
" Ikr, but I guess they have to use their toolets to chase bears and coyotes", Wallace answered back.
~One hour later~
'Knock knock'
"Holy shaz it's the popo squad!!!!!!!" I screamed.
"Run outback and hide behind the pile of logs, I'll talk casually to them and pretend like I'm normal. Go out the back door fam!" Wallace whispered.
"Thx", I said and then ran out the ball door.
~Wallace's POV<
"Hello officers... How may I help you", I kindly asked.
"We are wondering if you have any clue where Pam Hotdogs is because he is being charged for attacking another pigeon a few hours ago.", Officer Deborah said.
"What! He would never do such a thing! I have no clue whatsoever where he is I'm so sorry Officers!", I said back.
"Mkay fam if you hear anything call me 'wink' 'wink'," Officer Deborah said.
She turned around and screamed at the other officers," LETS CHECK THE DONUT SHOP, HE PRACTICALLY LIVES THERE AND IT EXPLAINS WHY HE'S SO FAT!!!!!!!!"
"Byeeeeeeee fam," I yelled to the officers.
To be continued...
