This chapter is purely just to make fun of how stupid maths is, so if you actually do like maths (good on you), don't be bothered reading this chapter, just skip to the next one.
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MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans.
Rule of math: If it seems easy, you are definitely doing it wrong.
During math test:
Me: My answer is 23
Answer choices: 195, 170, 264, 362
Me: Well, 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer
Math. The only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons at a time and no one wonders why.
Dear algebra,
Please stop asking me to find your x
She left you, and I don't know y, OK?
To the guy who invented math: F*** You.
Dear math,
Please start solving your own problems, I am tired of solving them for you.
"I have 10 chocolate bars and I ate 9. What do I have now?"
Oh, I don't know, diabetes, maybe?
3 out of 2 people have trouble with maths.
Dear math
I liked you so much more before you hooked up with alphabet.
"I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have now?"
A drinking problem.
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