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Parody 1 Hunger games book 1

Hunger Games (Book by Suzanne Collins)

Quick replay of book! All charectors talking in a kentucky accent:

Katniss: Well I'll be! Prim doll, don't cry! You ain't gonna be picked for the hunger games! You only put your name in once!

Prim: Well ok!

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Effie Trinket: Primrose Everdeen!

Prim: Katniss!!!! You *******

Katniss: Why, ya make me do everything for ya!

Katniss: AGHH I I VOLONTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!!!!!! AGHHHH *screams head off and slaps gale*

Effie Trinket: Why I'll be! A voulonteer!

Haymitch: *Stumbles on stage and pukes projectile vomit* Laghing histaricly

Effie Trinket: Well round of auplause district 12!

Audience: *All farts at once*

Effie Trinket: Boys turn! PEETA MELLARK!!!!!!! *screams and slaps gale*

Gale: Starts having a seizer and hits his head against the wall over n over.

Peeta: Wha?

Peeta: Oh haha yeah uh hi.... *Makes out with katniss*

Katniss: mmmmmm

Effie Trinket: THIS IS MAHOGANY!

Haymitch: Pukes

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Charectors are now speaking in a british accent and they are on the train to the capitol.

Katniss: Prim made me do this, tea haymitch?

Haymitch: Yes ma lady!

Katniss: *Pours tea*

Haymitch: Adds alcohol to tea

Peeta: walks in

Katniss: *Makes out with peeta in corner*

Haymitch: Pukes

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In the hunger games:

3

2

1

GO!

*All players kill and run to cornocopia*

Katniss: *Runs to peeta*

Peeta: *Runs to Katniss*

Peeta & Katniss: Makes out

Tributes: Ewww

Peeta and Katniss win beacause no one wanted to get near them and no one could pry them apart.

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Hope you liked it!

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