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Parody 3 Mockingjay 3rd Hunger games Book

Mockingjay (by suzzane collins)

By the way I am making fun of this a little, ok a lot but honestly Suzzane Collins is one of the best writers ever and I really love the hunger games so please, no one should find this offensive, it's just for fun! :D

Katniss: I hate having a stupid scedule on my arm

Gale: *Speaks into communicuff* I think Katniss hates distric 13.

Katniss: Slaps Gale then mamkes out.

Gale: Hey! mmmmmm....

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Coin: We need a young responcible mockingjay for our rebellion!

Katniss walks in and farts loudly.

Coin: Ahaha! Katniss you are the new mockingjay!

Katniss: Says in a growl monster voice: Not untill I get PEETA *Punches gaurd in the nose and runs to go sleep with buttercup*

Buttercup: Meow

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Gale: Katniss?

Katniss: What -_-

Gale: Wanna go kill something?

Katniss: Sure wheres haymitch?

Hatmitch: Pukes

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Peeta: Snow, you will never kill me NEVER! I AM A STRONG BREAD MAN WHO HAS DIGNITY!

Snow: Whips peeta's butt

Peeta: YOU MADE ME SMART! YOU UNINTELLIGENT HUNMANS!

*Janah mason screams in distance*

Peeta: you HUMANS ALWAYS USING TECHNOLOGEY AGAINST US ALIENS!

Snow: -_- ok you can leave *Gives peeta to haymitch*

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Hatmitch: Sweethart KATNISS! WE GOT PEETA!

Katniss: runs to peeta

Peeta WHO IS THIS DUMB HUMAN WANT FROM ME? SHES GRABBING ME BY THE NECK AND LICKING MY FACE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Haymitch: Oh yeah he is almost certain he is an alien.

Katniss: -_- makes out with gale

THE END HOPE YOU LIKED IT!

Finnick: Want some sugar

Peeta: You dumb human save me I can't swim!

Finnick: DAMN IT!

Finnick: Your in the shower....

Peeta: I AM MELTING!!!!!! WAAA!'

Finnick *Gives sugar*