Things You Should Never Do...

Things You Should Never Do... While In A Public Restroom

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1.  First, Melt a piece of chocolate and mold it to look like poop. Then throw it under the next stall with some one in it and say "Opps, I missed."

2. Say "Hmm, more floaters than sinkers."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

5. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

6. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

7. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

8. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

9. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

10. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

11. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

12. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

13. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

14. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

15.  Say "Darn, this water is cold."

There you go.