Things You Should Never Do... In Wal-Mart

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1. Grab a bouncy ball and throw it across the store.

2. Start singing the song "Big Buts" into the intercom.

3. Hide in a rack of Justin Bieber shirts and when some one grabs one of the shirts, jump out and say, "Sorry, these are off sale because he sucks."

4. Call Wal-Mart and say your in the back bathroom and there isn't any toilet paper while grunting and making fart noises.

5. Start driving the scooters for old people into racks of fragile stuff like glass.

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