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When your grandparents don't speak English so you have to pretend to understand shit.

Grandparents: *tells you in another language that they're going to the super market and they need you to wash the dishes*

Me: Um...what? What did you say? *Grandparents leave*

Me: UM...WHAT. WHAT DO I DO? WHAT NOW? *in a moment of complete confusion*

Grandparents: *arrive finding you haven't done what you told them*

Me: In my defense, I had no idea what you were saying. *Grandparents look confused*

*nOTHING productive happens*

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