How the school was named

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Godric Gryffindor has added Salazar Slytherin, Helga Hufflepuff, and Rowena Ravenclaw to the group

Godric: sup nerds

Salazar: What do you want, Godric?

Godric: do u guys remember that rly cool idea about a magic boarding school we had the other day

Salazar: What about it?

Godric: what should we call it bc ive already got this hella cool castle picked out

Salazar: Where did you get a castle????

Godric: doesn't matter. what are we naming the school

Salazar: I don't know. Suggest some names, since it was your idea.

Godric: nah fam why dont /u/ suggest some names

Rowena: I propose that it's a better name than what Nerida Vulchanova named her school. Durmstrang is a horrible name, if you ask me.

Godric: rORO UR HERE

Rowena: Yes, Godric. The constant notifications were annoying me, so I decided to join the conversation.

Godric: HELGA HURRY UP AND JOIN THE CONVO WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET

Salazar: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?

Godric: TO GET HER ATTENTION

Rowena: Both of you, quit screaming! It's aggravating to read in all capital letters.

Salazar: What about "The Best Magic School It's Much Better Than Durmstrang"

Rowena: No.

Godric: thats noT SICK ENOUGH SALLY

Salazar: Don't call me Sally.

Helga: hey guys!!!!!!!

Godric: HELGA THANK GOD

Godric: WHAT SHOULD WE NAME OUR HELLA SICK SCHOOL

Helga: oooh what about......

Rowena: Yes?

Helga: ......um, i couldnt think of anything good enough sorry :/

Godric: MERLINS BEARD U LOT ARE USELESS

Rowena: Godric, you've literally not suggested a name yet.

Godric: "Godric & co.'s hella sick magic school"

Salazar: Mine was better ngl

Rowena: We're not your "company". Don't refer to us as "Godric and Company".

Helga: i don't know, guys. naming the school just seems really hard

Godric: guys at this point u could honestly just suggest random words

Rowena: Academia.

Godric: ....everyone but ro suggest words lmao

Salazar: Blood Status or gtfo

Godric: ......

Helga: YOU GUYS!!!!!!!

Godric: WAT

Helga: i saw a flower earlier and it was really pretty.

Godric: we care why

Helga: :(

Godric: chill, helga. what abt this flower

Helga: well, it was called something really funny sounding and you said to suggest random words

Salazar: What?

Helga: it was called a Hogwart.

Godric: .......

Godric: that

Godric: is

Godric: perfect

Godric: ITS CALLED HOGWARTS GUYS U CANT STOP ME

Salazar: GODRIC NO

Godric: GODRIC YES ITS TOO LATE IVE ALREADY MADE A BANNER WITH THE NAME ON IT LMAO

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