Foreword:
Spot was mentioned in Walle's previous journal entry when he talked about the kitten that came from the stables.
Marmalade is his full brother who we brought home for one night before taking him to a friend who was going to find him a nice and loving home.
As I spent some time with both Spot- when I went to go babysit next door- and Marmalade- the cat slept in my bed :D- I got to know them rather well and thought it would be fun to do an interview with them. (Cause I'm a nerd like that)
Keep in mind both kittens are no older than 2 and a half months so still rather immature. ;)
*Spot and Marmalade walk into the room from different doors. They see each other and squeak in excitement before pouncing on each other*
Spot: BROTHER MARMALADE!
Marmalade: BROTHER SPOT!!!!!
*start wrestling*
Me: Oy oy oy! Come on! We have a limited time here! Focus boys!
Marmalade: Blah blah blah. Go away.
Spot: Nah, lets do it then we can catch up.
Q. Where were you born?
Spot: Erm. Its a farm.
Marmalade: Its cool bro, I saw the sign when those humans were kidnapping me the other day. Its called "M-e-r-c-y-S-t-a-b-l-e-s
Q. When were you born?
Spot: Seriously?
Marmalade: You think we know?? HA!
Spot: Cats have no sense of time so we have no idea how much time has passed.
Q. How many siblings do you have?
Spot: 5. Our two sisters that are from our litter.
Marmalade: And our 3 older siblings, 2 brothers and one girl, who were born in the litter before us.
Spot: Lets not forget all the cats that have wandered off, been taken, or died. They are all our siblings too.
Marmalade: OMG I WONDER IF WE ARE UNCLES YET!!
Spot: *rolls eyes*
Q.Who are your parents?
Spot: Missy and Lucky
Marmalade: Really?
Spot: Yes, you know Missy as Mom. You never met Dad.
Marmalade: Oh, okay.
Q. What is a regular day at the stables like?
Spot: Wake up, play, try and find food. Hopefully someone will come feed us, but no guarantees.
Marmalade: Cat wrestling, run around the barn, climb up into the rafters, play outside, climb trees.
Spot: Sleep, eat, drink, play in the hay.
Marmalade: Oh what a wonderful life it is! :D
Q. What do you think of domestic life?
Spot: I love it. I get two guaranteed meals a day. Lots of love and attention. I love my family.
Marmalade: I’ve only been inside of a house for a few hours. That box full of dirt scares me.
Spot: That is the kitty litter doofus.
Marmalade: The what??
Spot: you go to the bathroom in it!
Marmalade: PSH like I’m going to go in a box of gravel! It will hurt my butt!!
Spot: UGH! *throws paws up in the air*
Marmalade: *snickers* don’t worry, I already went in yours.
Spot: WHAT??
Me: Alrighty then. We will end it there! Thanks for letting me ask you guys some questions. I didn’t get to ask all the ones I wanted but hey, I don’t want to continue before Spot kills his brother.
*Spot pounces on Marmalade*
Me: HEY BREAK IT UP GUYS!
*Runs off to try and break it up.*
YOU ARE READING
The Cat Journal
Non-FictionFollow the adventures of a herd of 4 cats as they try and tame their human pets.
