do you ever think about cutting off all of your hair and dying it and getting those contacts that make your eyes look like a cats and running away to Greenland and becoming a hermit that makes money by selling your soul and eventually you make so much money that you stop being a hermit and start your own restaurant even though no one eats in Greenland and you go bankrupt and you realize that a restaurant is just like a school but with more food and then you cry and go for a walk but then it's really cold and you get hypothermia and you think you're going to die but then you walk off a cliff while pondering death and that's how you die instead and you leave all of the debt from your restaurant to your estranged children who are all very rich and half chicken but can't figure out how to sort out the debt so you have to come back as a ghost to haunt them until they solve their problems and it's really great until you remember that you don't have children and you're actually still alive and you're 69 years old and working in an office job in Cleveland? because same
