Ask And Dare Billdip

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Silent: Hey Guys!! We Have Things To Do!!

Bill: What??

Silent: Oh Bill!! I'm Glad You Are Here!!

Bill: What Do You Want??

Silent: Do You Know A Girl Names Purrin (is that how you spell it?)?

Bill: Ugh!! That Bitch!! [no offence. I Dont Like calling peop names]

Dipper: Bill!!! Stop Being A Dick!!

Silent: Anyways, She'll Be Coming Over Today To Meet The Kids!!

Bill: What?! I Didn't Agree To That!

Silent: Whatever. We Will Wait Untill She Get Here. But, I Have An Ask For You And Ty.

Bill: Fine. TYRONE WE HAVE AN ASK!!

Tyrone: What Is It?

Silent: This Ask Is From Midotokuto. The Card Says I'd Your Loved One Wanted To Break Up With You Guys, How Would You Guys React?'.

Tyrone: I Dont Really Know. But That's Is A Good Question Tho.

Bill: If MY Pine Tree Wanted To Break Up With Me For Some One Else. Umm. I Dont Know What To Do. Oh Wait. Yes I Do. ILL FUCKING RIP THE FUCKERS EYES OUT!! CUT OPEN THE MEATSACKS BODY AND THEN GRAB THE PERSONS GUTS AND HANG THEM! WHEN THEY ARE DEAD I'LL FEED THEM TO HELL HOUNDS!! WHERE THAT FUCKER CAN BURN IN HELL!! After That, Ill Find Pine Tree And See Why He Wanted To Break Up. If He Says He Just Wants To See Other People. Ill Take Him To The Park And He Will See Loads Of People. If He Still Doesn't Want To Get Back Together. Ill Kidnap Him And I Will Have Him For The Rest Of His LIFE.

Silent: Ohhh.. That's Really..Um..Creative?? Anyways, Purrin Just Texted Me And Said That She Is Outside The Door. Caden, Celilca, And River Come Out Guys.

River: Ill Open The Door!!!

*Purrin Comes In*

Purrin: Hi Gu- Oh Hes Here. *rolls her eyes*

Bill: Oh Nice To Meet You To, Bitch.

Purrin: Whatever. I Came Here To Meet Your Kids.

Bill: Alright. But Watch Out. One Of Them Bites.

Purrin: Hey Guys!! You Three Are Soo Adorable. Finally Bill Accomplished Something In His Lonley Life.

Silent: LOL.

Dipper: Hi! I'm Dipper.

Purrin: Oh Hi! Wow. You Are Beautiful. Now I Know Why Bill Picked You To Be His Wife! You Made Beautiful Children!

Dipper: Oh Thank You!!

Purrin: Well! It Was Nice Meeting You Guys!! *looks over to Bill* Bill....

Bill: Purrin....

Celilca: Bye Bye Pretty Lady!!

Purrin: Bye Sweetheart!!

*Purrin leaves*

Dipper: She Was So Nice. Why Don't You Like Her Bill??

Bill: long Story. Ill Tell You Later.

Dipper: Okay!

Silent: Well. We Have One Last Dare.

Bill: What Is It?

Silent: Bill, Tyrone Read This Card. *hands card*

Bill: Oh This Is Gonna Be FUN.

-------Le Time Skip-------

Silent: Are You Guys Ready?

Bill: Yep!!

Silent: Go!

Bill And Tyrone: SMACK CAM!!

*Bill and Tyrone smacks their lovers*

Will: MASTER!!! *whines and crys*

Tyrone: *tugs him* I'm Sorry! It Was A Dare!

Dipper: BILL CIPHER! *kicks Bill in the stomache, HARD*

Bill: Ohhhh Pine Tree.....*groans in pain*

Dipper: COUCH!! THREE WEEKS!!

Bill: THREE WEEKS?!?!?!

Silent: XD! Anyways, Ill See You Guys Later!! SILENT OUT!!!!