Suicide

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by KathleenCaada

by KathleenCaada

Althea is really sad because Luke doesn't like her so she decides to hang herself she finds a really really green rope and ties it to is nail on her roof and makes a hole she tries to put her head in the hole but it doesn't fit so she makes it bigger all of the sudden a wild Miguel appears

Miguel: Honey, I'm home what's for dinner?

Althea: Nothing don't come in my room!

Wild Miguel appears in Althea's room and sees the rope

Althea: 😳

Althea: WTF! I just said don't come in!

Miguel: 😱 are you trying to suicide?

Althea: 😊 What else do you think I'm doing?

Miguel: 😡 you're supposed to be cooking dinner not attempting suicide

Althea: ... 😑😑😑

Miguel: ... Why are you trying to suicide anyway?

Althea: Luke doesn't like me

Miguel: Are you sure?

Althea: no

Miguel: Really? Jeez get down from there I'm hungry Luke is probably hungry

Althea: Fine

Miguel goes to Luke's room

Miguel: Are you hungry?

Luke: Yes

Miguel: Mom is cooking dinner what do you want

Luke: FOOD!

Miguel: ok

Miguel goes back to Althea

Miguel: Luke and me wants food

Althea: ok

Miguel kisses Althea on the cheek and puts his bag in his room