Harry and Laura arrive at the bottom of Mt. Everest
Harry: Can we climb this tomorrow my feet hurt?
Charizard: no this is meant for your training
Laura: but I'm tired
Charizard: Fine, but tomorrow we will climb this mountain, by the way what should we call this mountain?
Harry: It already has a name
Charizard: Oh I know lets call it Mt. Fuji
Harry: MT. FUJI ALREADY EXISTS!
Charizard: Then let's call it Mt. Apo
Harry: Fine, just let us sleep
Tomorrow morning
Charizard: COCKADOODLEDOO!
Harry: OMG! only chickens make that sound WTF Charizard are you like an alien?
Charizard: No I just heard something say it and wanted to copy it
Harry: Ok let's train
Charizard: Cue the epic montage!
[Insert montage music]
Charizard: Lift that potato!
Laura: I'm trying but it's too hard
NEXT
Charizard: Let's go save Ash!
Harry: Wait a minute... We already got Ash just yesterday
Charizard: Yeah, but he's gone today
Harry: Fine
They arrive at the Matrix
Harry: Where are we?
Charizard: We're in the matrix
Harry: WATCH OUT FOR THE SPOON BENDING DUDE!
Charizard: Shut up idiot you're gonna wake up Shrek
Harry: Why is my life so weird?
Shrek wakes up
Shrek: Who dares wake me up I was taking my beauty sleep
Laura: But you look like a troll
Shrek rawrs at Laura
Laura: you're funny looking, are you a cactus?
Shrek: No I happen to be an ogre
Laura: What's an ogre? a letter o that growls?
Shrek: No, I can't explain, it's like a person with weird ears
Harry: Stay away from my friend's daughter you troll!
Shrek: Why does everyone call me a troll? Do i look like a meme to you?
Laura: what's a meme is it a made up word?
Shrek: I'm gonna wreck you, Shrek powers activate
Charizard: Watch O-.....
Shrek: I CAME IN LIKE A SHREKING BALL
Harry: MAKE IT STOP
Laura: I don't get it
Charizard: LAURA TOUCH THE BACK OF HIS KNEES ITS HIS WEAKNESS
Laura: Ok
Laura touches the back of Shrek's knee Shrek instantly explodes into one million dollars
Harry: Ooh, Free Money!
Charizard: No time let's go
Harry: But
Charizard: NO BUTTS!
Harry: Ok 😞
Once again they come across another obstacle named Bob Marley
Bob Marley: We've been expecting you Charizard
Charizard: Guys, watch out Bob Marley is full of tra-
Bob Marley: NICOLAS, cage them
Charizard, Harry and Laura get caged
Charizard: Nicolas, is that you?
Nicolas: Hello Charizard
Charizard: We were best friends....
Nicolas: I know fighting crime was fun, but it was also hard, I knew I could be bad I also knew that being bad was easy so when I was called by Bob Marley I had an opportunity a choice to be bad and I took it
Charizard: How could you we shared waffles!
Nicolas: Yes, but I never liked waffles I really despised them
Charizard: 😞
Laura: Ooh a key!
Nicolas: Don't touch that!
Laura opens the cage
Bob Marley: Hugh, Jack man the guns
Hugh and Jack: Aye aye sir
Gun sounds... pew pew shoot gun gun..
Hugh and Jack: We're out of bullets sir
Bob Marley: Protect me while I warn Team Sonic
Harry: Charizard use Flamethrower on Bob Marley
Bob Marley dies along with Hugh and Jack
Harry: Good job Charizard!
Charizard: let's go burn some people
Laura: Yay fire!
They reach Team Sonic holding Ash as hostage
Charizard: Let him go Team Sonic!
Ash: Charizard you came back!
Charizard: hang on while Ash
Harry: Charizard use Flamethrower
Team Sonic gets shot into space
Team Sonic: Oh No! We're blasting off!
Ash: Thanks for saving me guys
Magikarp: Magikarp!
Harry: You're welcome, anyway we have to go back to the space station we rented a rocket ship
Charizard: I'll get you there in no time it's the least I can do
They fly into outer space using the rocket ship and that kind of stuff
Zayn: Where have you guys been?
Laura: We burned people!
Zayn: Oh you guys are lucky all I did was sleep, eat and repeat
Niall calls Zayns phone
Phone ringtone: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you
Harry: I hate you Zayn
Zayn: What? I like the song
What should happen next
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A One Direction Fanfic
FanfictionThis is just a random and funny fanfic about Harry and Liam liking each other
