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confused

why is sand so small?

why is an elephant so big?

why is christmas in the last month of the year?

why is chocolate so yummy?

why is twilight so GAY?

why is Harry Potter so awsome?

plz answer

Yo mamma jokes (harry potter)

Yo mamma is so fat her potronus is a doubble whopper cheese burger

Yo mamma is so ugly even a dementor wouldn't kiss her

Yo mamma is so stupid a stupefy spell made her smarter

Yo mamma is so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

Yo Momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name

Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

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