quick short story

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  • Dedicated to angie, HAPPY FRICKEN BIRTHDAY! you'll get your prezzie when i get back from pert
                                        

HOLY LLAMAS AND RONALD WEASLEY!

i just missed my train. i ran after it screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" then i remebered, I am a witch. i thought about the code of secracey and stuff my thoughts 'milk and cheese cake like yum' jks. anyways i just missed my train. i'm a witch. i can APPERATE. yes! i started to randomly dance. i noticed people were staring at me. "I'M NOT WIRED! IM CRAZY. AND I'M A FRICKEN POTTERHEAD!"  hehehehehehe i is so crazy i is talking like dobby miss/ter

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harry potter harry potter harry potter! llamas harry potter harry potter harry potter! llamas  wait what is a duck. i like rainbows

OH MY GOSH IT'S A DOUBBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY! WHAT DOSE THIS MEAN?

WALK THE PLANK YE SKURVY DOGS AND DOWN TO DAVIE JONES LOCKER! i also like pirates.

What i am sentesed to two days in azcaban for hateing justin wats his face?

i looked at the judge. "LLAMAS WILL STEAL YOUR FACE! AND EAT IT! NO WAIT THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT CAUS YOUR FACE IS AS FUGLY AS VOLDEMORTS!" I SCREAMED. i got two more days in azcaban for saying voldewarts name.

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it is a true story! besides missing the train, that would be funny though

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