hello my name is prince and this repair man was fixing up my trashcan

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hello my name is prince and this repair man was fixing up my trashcan and I asked him how much was it and he said oh I don't know the repair man said so you don't even know how much the money is prince said yeah I'm just a guy who's pretending to be a repair man well get off my property prince said then when the repair man left Michelle and Drew came out and Michelle said um prince what's going on oh I  called this dumb man to come out here and fix my trashcan and I asked him how much was it and he said he doesn't know prince said I'm telling you there are a lot of dumb people in San Francisco then Drew said prince I don't think you know this what prince said that your kinda dumb too Drew said how am I dumb prince said because like you don't know how to count you don't even know your ABCs Drew said yes I do see watch this a b c d f g r k m n p now my numbers 123579111315 BOOM nailed it then Michelle said prince that is NOT HOW YOU COUNT AND SAY YOUR ABC's well anyway Drew here s your Mom's credit card prince said WHAT you stoled my mom's credit card yeah why prince said dude your not supposed still stuff Drew said it's against the law well I'm giving it back and your mom gave me these photos when you were a baby prince said My mom gave you my baby photos look prince just because you wow Drew had a big head when he was a baby Michelle said yeah his mom said that everytime when he would try to crawl on the floor and his head was so big and his head would fall on the floor and he couldn't even Lift it up then she said that everytime when he bent's his head so he can eat his food and he head would fall down on the table prince said then she said that he couldn't even Lift his head off the table and then she said in China all the baby's had too fight one of the greatest fighters in China and so like Drew had too fight one of them prince said wait why did all the baby's have to fight one of the greatest fighters Michelle said because that's what they do China then she said that the guy hit Drew like a baseball bat and Drew flew across the building and his big head was stuck to the wall like a nail and that's why Drew doesn't have a big head now prince said wow that story kinda sounds funny Michelle said then Drew said um can I ask you guys something yeah prince and Michelle said don't you guy's know that I'm standing right here Drew said oh yeah and I have to put my mom's credit card back in her purse before she knows that it's gone then the Chinese lady shouted WHERE'S MY CREDIT CARD then Michelle said too late and then the Chinese lady came out of the house and she said Drew I can't believe you took my credit card without my permission but Mom I didn't then the Chinese lady grabbed Drew by the Ear and she said your on punishment but Mom I didn't do it Drew said well was it in your hand yeah well you did it the Chinese lady said then the Chinese lady took Drew inside and Michelle said hey prince do you want to go inside my house and get something to drink sure prince said then prince and Michelle went inside and they got something to drink and while they were drinking thier stuff prince saw Mr Michael looking at the newspaper and prince said hey Michelle huh Michelle said back do you want me to mess with your dad I don't care prince Michelle said okay prince said then prince sneaked over there where Mr Michael was and prince was behind him and he said BOO then Mr Michael scremed AHHHH prince how many times have I told you not to sneak up on me like that Mr Michael said and what are you doing here oh Michelle asked me if I wanted to get something to drink prince said well if your gonna do that you better stay away from me Mr Michael said okay and Mr Michael prince said what Mr Michael said back do you remember that scary movie called Chucky oh my gosh Mr Michael said and do you remember when Chucky hit that women with that hammer prince said then Mr Michael said hey do you remember that movie called PRINCE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE no but I can look it up on my phone prince said then prince went outside and on his phone looking up a movie that doesn't exist and Michelle said Dad is there really a movie called that no Michelle I was telling him to get out of my house Mr Michael said well now he's thinking that there is a movie called that Michelle said well he'll realize there is no such thing as a movie called that Mr Michael said then prince went back inside and he said hey you guys there is a movie called PRINCE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE what Mr Michael said yeah there is a movie called that I just looked it up on my phone see prince said then Michelle grabbed Prince's phone and she said prince there is not no movie PRINCE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE you just recorded this wait so you mean that this Maroon recorded me yelling at him why did you do that Mr Michael said Bro I even record Drew's Mom giving him a bath prince said then Michelle said hey guys Drew just sent a text to me he said that he wants to meet us outside out where prince said outside Jackass Michelle said then prince and Michelle went outside and prince said man what is taking Drew so long I haven't even finished drinking my water prince you didn't drink nothing you just imagined you were drinking water Michelle said then Drew came out of the house and he was wearing a diaper and he said before you guys laugh I would like to tell you something everytime when I take a donkey bath my mom says that I have to wear this diaper wow prince said you know what they should put you on the weirdest kids on earth and they'll be taking a picture of you in your diaper and they will say and the award for the weirdest kids on earth goes to Drew I GET IT Drew shouted and anyway thanks to prince now I have to wear this diaper all week so thanks a lot prince hey Drew guess what GOT HIM prince shouted prince he's kinda right Michelle said What your on Drew's side no I'm not on his side Michelle think about it this boy can't even kick a soccer ball prince said his mom even gives him a bath I'm an orphan and I still take a bath by myself and he even goes in the bathroom with his mom then Drew said okay again you guys know that I'm standing right here prince listen we are not against you just have to realize how you act in real life Michelle said oh so when did you get so smart prince said because I Am Michelle said and when Michelle was talking to prince was taking pictures of Drew in his diaper and Michelle said ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING no I'm taking pictures of Drew's diaper Uhhh Drew said and I think your having a Piee stain then Drew looked down at his diaper and he said That does not happen when I take a donkey bath well anyway prince all I'm just saying is you have got to realize how you act real life Michelle said then when Michelle and Drew were about leave Michelle said Drew I think your Piee stain is getting worst well don't look at it Drew said then at night time prince had went to sleep and he was Dreaming that he was in the yard and he said where Am I is it morning already then prince saw Mr Michael talking to this and Mr Michael said so you don't know how much the money is nope the man said well get off my property Mr Michael said then prince went over to Mr Michael and he said hey Mr Michael what's up what's up Mr Michael said first of all my name is Michael and your talking about what's up I almost payed this dumb man but all I was just saying was look just because your a mitchet that doesn't you can come up here and boss people around Michael said um I'm not a midget I'm a child prince said well your a small child Michael said Then the Chinese lady and Mr Jason came out and the Chinese lady said Michael what's going on and who is this small guy Mr Jason said then prince said okay why are you guys acting like you ve never seen me before because we haven't but your Mr Jason prince said my name is Jason but your the Chinese lady um that kinda makes me feel defend but my name is Chelsea but your Mr Michael how many times do I have to tell you my name is Michael but but then prince fainted BOOM and fell on the ground and then Michael said well while he's asleep let me tell you about when I almost payed this dumb man when I asked him how much the money and he said I don't know so then I told him to get off my property Michael said I'm telling you guys if he's that dumb they need to put his tale back in kindergarten then Chelsea said Michael your kinda dumb too well how is that Michael said then Jason said just look at yourself you always where your clothes on backwards no I do not Michael said then Chelsea took out her mirror and she gave it to Michael and she said now you what we re talking about yeah I need to put on my underwear on backwards Michael Chelsea said fine Ill put on my clothes correctly then when Michael was about to take off his clothes Chelsea and Jason shouted DUDE DON'T DO IT OUT HERE FINE Michael shouted back then Michael went in the trashcan so he can switch his clothes around and then he was done so he got out of the trashcan and he said now look my clothes are on the right side um Michael you have your shirt and pants on the wrong side Jason said then Michael took off his shirt and pants and put them on right and he put his shoes on Backwards then he said now how do I look then Chelsea shook her head and then Michael said hmm I wonder why I can't hardly walk in these shoes Michael said maybe BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR SHOES ON BACKWARDS Chelsea shouted well anyway Jason here's your mom's credit card Michael said YOU TOOK MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD Jason shouted yeah I took so I could pay that dumb man Michael said okay now I have to put my mom's credit card back in her purse before she knows that it's gone then Jason's mom shouted WHERE IS MY CREDIT CARD then Jason's mom came out of the house and it was Michelle and then Michelle said Jason I can't believe you took my credit card with out my permission but I didn't take your then when Jason was trying to tell Michelle the truth and Michelle grabbed Jason by the ear and he said but mom I didn't take your credit card well was it in your hand yeah well you did Michelle said then prince was about to wake up and Chelsea said look he's waking up then prince got up and said what the heck just happened you fainted Michael said oh yeah that's right prince said hey Michael do you want to come with me so I can ask my Dad if I can order some pizza because I'm hungry Chelsea said sure Michael said wait you have a Dad yeah why Chelsea said wow that sounds like my Friend Michelle prince said well Chelsea's Dad funner then that and you know what you kinda remind me of him Michael said then prince and Chelsea and Michael went in Chelsea's house and when prince saw Chelsea's Dad he shouted THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE ME and that guy looks like me Chelsea's Dad said then prince and Chelsea's Dad was walking and they were looking at each other then prince turned his head to the side then Chelsea's Dad turned his head to the side then when Chelsea's Dad started scratching his butt then prince started scratching his but um Chelsea what kind of hobo did Michael get now oh he's not a hobo Michael said he just showed up in our yard that's what a hobo Does show from nowhere then Chelsea said Dad Can I call Robbie's pizza and order some pizza no hunny because I cooked us meatloaf OH MY GOSH Chelsea shouted man you couldn't even make something else and all that bold head you got I thought that bold people was smart and then Chelsea's Dad said Michael if you don't stop talking trash about me I'm gonna show you what bold people can do come on guys let's go back outside so I won't have to think about meatloaf then when prince and Chelsea and Michael was about to leave Michael went over to Chelsea's Dad and he said your really gonna show me what bold people can do MICHAEL GET OUT then Michael left and prince said well I guess we re gonna have to eat meatloaf no we re not because I have this credit card Michael said you took Ms Michelle's credit card again who is Ms Michelle prince said Jason's mom Chelsea said no I didn't take Ms Michelle's Credit card I found this one in the street Michael said well do you know who's credit card it is Chelsea said nope well if you don't know who's credit card you stoled it look Chelsea do you want to eat your Dad's terrible meatloaf or do you want some pizza then Chelsea said pizza alright then hey and what is your name Michael said then prince said my name is prince princess Michael said my name is PRINCE your name is prince Charming Michael said then Chelsea said he said his name is prince Jackass I didn't hear him say that Michael said well prince do you want to call Robbie's pizza sure prince said then Michael gave prince the phone and prince said call Robbie's pizza in San Francisco then this man on the answered the phone and he said hello this is Robbie's pizza Robbie speaking hello is this Robbie's pizza prince said what do you think I said you idiot the man on the phone said now what would you like to order I would like a peper Roni pizza with then when prince was about to tell him what he wanted on it and Michael said with unions and peach cabler and mushrooms then prince told the man on the phone with unions and peach cabler and mushrooms then the man on the phone said sorry sir but we re all out of pizza so I guess you have to eat at your Mama's house and eat dinner HA HA HA HA then the man on the phone Hung up and Chelsea said did you hear what that man said to you yeah who puts peach cabler on a pizza prince said no she's talking about how that man was being mean to you man I feel like getting him back Michael said you know what and that's what we re gonna do Chelsea said we are gonna call Robbie's pizza again and talk about his mom and see how he likes it that's a great idea hand me that phone Michael said wait a minute you guys don't have to do this for me look dude even though we don't know you that well we still look out for each other Michael said then prince started crying and he said okay you guys can do it great now hand me the phone Michael said then Michael called Robbie's pizza again and the same man that was on the phone before and he answered the phone again and the man shouted HEY STUPID DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU THAT WE RE OUT OF PIZZA stupid Michael said who are you calling stupid with your ugly self who is this the man on the phone said then Michael handed the phone to Chelsea and she said don't ask who I am because you probably still sleep in your mama's room look I don't know who you are but then Chelsea handed the phone back to Michael and Michael said yeah and you probably 29 years old and you still live with your mama that's not true I'm 40 years old and I still live with my mama the man on the phone said look if you guys don't stop making fun of me I'm going to tell my mama on you we don't care because she's probably so fat untill she can't even get out of the bed Chelsea said HA HA HA HA HA THAT'S IT I told you guys not talk about me or my mama now I'm going to tell my mama on you oh like we re scared of your mama yeah Michael said hey she's so dumb untill she won't even listen to a word you say Chelsea said then the man on the phone hung up and he shouted MAMA and then prince said well that was quick yeah that man is crazy Michael said then Jason came out the house and he was wearing a diaper and he said before you guys laugh I would like to tell you something eveytime when I get a donkey bath I always have to wear this diaper all the time wow Jason your almost a teenager and you still go around wearing diapers Michael said you know what they should put you on the weirdest kids on earth they'll be taking pictures of you with your diaper on and then they'll say and the and the award for the weirdest kids on earth goes to Jason I GET IT Jason shouted and anyway thanks to Michael now I have to wear this diaper all week so thanks a lot Michael Jason said then Michael said hey Jason guess what GOT HIM Michael he's kinda right Chelsea said oh so now your on his side Michael said no I'm not on his side that's it if your gonna be on Jason's side then you have booger's all up your nose Michael said Michael don't start with me Chelsea said she always has booger's up her nose prince said that's right Michael said huh that kinda sounds like my Friend Michelle Michael if you don't stop talking about me having booger's in my nose I am going to yell at you in Chinese now keep on doing and see what will happen Chelsea said then Michael went to Chelsea and he said oh my name is Chelsea and I always have booger's in my nose then Chelsea shouted YANLEI TA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Michael said NI ZAHIIDAO MAIKE ER NI ZONG SHI RANG WA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH NI ZU HAO TINGZHI BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH MAIKE ER WO BU WAN BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WO JINGGAO NI BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH HAO BA XIANZAI RANG WOMEN KAN KAN Chelsea said BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH OKAY STOP prince shouted then this lady and the guy from Robbie's pizza came in the yard and the lady said your talking about that boy over there with the diaper on yes that's him he's the one who was telling Jokes about you then Jason said what did I do you the lady said YOU your the one who was telling Jokes about me and my son but I didn't tell no Joke about you and your son then the lady punched JASON in the face and he fell on the ground BOOM DANG THAT LADY IS SO FAT Michael shouted and if you ever talk about me and my son again I'm gonna tear you a part then the lady and the guy from Robbie's pizza left and Michael Went over to Jason and he was taking pictures of him on the ground and he said hashtag man in diaper down then prince was realizing how he would act in real life and he shouted I GOT IT you got what Michael said I just figured out that this is just a Dream you guys are not even real um prince do you want us to call mental hospital Chelsea said no I'm not crazy I have been Dreaming this hold time prince said and I just realized this Dream was supposed show me how I would act in real life then prince woke up from his dream and Michelle said prince wake up nap times over wake up then prince woke up and he yaund and said what happened you fell asleep on the ground Drew said oh you guys I'm glad that I'm back in the real world instead of my dream Drew wasn't in it But Michelle was because she was Mr Jason's mother prince said okay prince what did you eat last night Michelle said I ate cookies and milk prince said well anyway do you guys want to play soccer then prince and Michelle looked at each other and they said sure great I'm going to get my ball no let me go get it prince said then when prince went to go and get the soccer ball and this lady came in the and she went up to Drew and he said who are you then the lady punched Drew in the face BOOM and he fell on the ground that's for talking about me and my son the lady said but I don't even know your son Drew said well you do now then the lady left and prince came out of Drew's house and he saw Drew on the ground and then he took out his phone and he was taking pictures of Drew on the ground and prince said Hashtag man in diaper down then Drew said again YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT HERE the end now the cast Prince Drayton as prince Ella Anderson as Michelle Brad doirf as Mr Michael Jace Norman as Drew Brenda song as the Chinese lady Luke Osten as Mr Jason thanks for reading all of my stories have a blessed day

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