The One For Him (Dipper X Reader One Shots) COMPLETED

Walmart

I got this idea from a horror video on YouTube. It's called '3 Horror Stories at Walmart', I think? Idk, I forgot.

You were sitting at home alone, drowsily sipping at a cup of warm cocoa. Your parents left for your younger brother's karate practice about thirty minutes ago, and wouldn't be back for another two hours.

You sighed, contemplating wether going out or staying at home. You had a project due tomorrow for school so you decided to go out to the store to grab some supplies.

You grabbed your car keys and left your house, entering your (Car Of Choice). The roar of the engine made you smile as you drove out of your driveway and down the road.

The Walmart wasn't far from your home so it only took you a little under five minutes to get there.

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You walked through the crafting isles, searching for the supplies for your project. You were plainly minding your own business when an older man bumped into you.

"Oh I'm completely sorry, ma'am." He said in a cheerful voice.

"It's alright." You smiled, bending back down and looking through some construction paper(?).

"So, how are you this fine evening?" The man asked, looking through markers on the opposite side of the isle.

"I'm good." You thought nothing of the question and continued to look for your supplies.

"Yeah.. I'm just buying some pens for work. Someone has been stealing all of them! Heh heh." The said silently.

You wondered why he said that but laughed lightly anyways, not wanting to hurt the man's feelings. But, why would he say what he was doing when he clearly was buying pens? (Did that make sense?)

You finished in that isle and continued to the next, searching for some poster board. Once you found what you needed, you decided to pick up a small snack for home.

You were making your way (downtown) towards the chips/cracker isle when you saw the same man from before following you. You were starting to feel uneasy, so you picked up your pace and turned into another isle.

You rifled through some of your favorite chips and decided on (Insert Favorite Chips Here). You were about to exit the isle and check out when the SAME man from earlier stopped you in your tracks.

"Oh! It looks like we meet again." He chuckled softly.

"Uh, yeah." You tried to pass him but he stepped in front of you.

The man smiled, "What's your name, Hun?"

You made a fake name, "Debby."

"Nice to meet you! Um.. Debby. Do you have a boyfriend?" The man asked.

You felt the hair on the back of your neck stand on end, "Yes."

You didn't really have a boyfriend (YET.), even though you did have your eye out for someone. (*wink wonk*)

While the man continued to talk to you, asking you questions about your boyfriend like, 'Do you love him?' And other things like that, in the isle across from you, a young boy with chestnut brown hair was listening to the whole conversation.

And he knew exactly who you were.

"Is your boyfriend here with you?" The man asked.

You were about to answer when,

"Yes he is."

You turn to your (*cough cough*) ALL TIME FRICKIN CRUSH, Dipper Pines.

He wrapped an arm around your shoulders and stared at the man, "I'm her boyfriend."

The man looked down at you, "Yup. He's my boyfriend."

Dipper seemed to sigh of relief that you played along with his plan.

"Sir, were you harassing my girlfriend?" Dipper have the man a death glare.

The man stared at the two of you before slowly turning away, "Well I'll see you kids later!"

You slowly looked up at Dipper, his arm still draped over your shoulders.

Once the man was out of hearing range, you sighed, "Holy crap, thank you.."

Dipper smiled, "Anything for you.. Debby." He grinned and chuckled softly.

You rolled your eyes but kept your smile, "So, boyfriend. Do you mind walking me to the checkout lane so I don't get harassed again?"

"Of course, girlfriend." Dipper smirked, walking with you still underneath his arm.

Whilst you and Dipper checked out, you chatted about random things. You were definitely not expecting when Dipper asked you to,

Prom.

"What?" Your cheeks burned red, tee cashier and people behind you, 'awe-ing'.

"Well shouldn't a boyfriend take his girlfriend to Prom?" Dipper hade a sly smirk on his face.

You laughed silently, "I mean yeah but-"

"So is that a yes?" Dipper grinned.

You stared at him for a moment before smiling, "Yes."

(PLOT TWIST, SON!)

Dipper gave you a smooth smile, paying for your supplies and even driving you home. You didn't know he knew how to drive?

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"Wait, so you were about to get raped by a man, and THATS how dad asked you out?" Your fifteen year old son stood in front of you.

"Yep. So when you see (Son's Crush Name) being harassed by another man, that's the perfect time to ask her to Prom!" He grinned, two arms wrap around your waste.

Dipper kissed your cheek, "What are you two talking about?"

Your son turned to him, "Dad... You were so smooth... What happened?!"

"I'm still smooth!" Dipper chuckled lightly and nuzzled your neck, "Especially in bed."

"Ew!" Your turned your head to your two year old laughing in her high-chair.

And to think, this life wouldn't have happened if it weren't that fateful day....

In Walmart.

Betcha didn't see that comin'! ;] Anyways, I hope you liked it! I know I enjoyed writing it (except for the part with the man and yeah).

THANK YOU FOR 400 READS!!

-Bubbles :]

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