It all started in 1989. Someone's Great grandmother Allan decided to start something so big, it changed the world. She started shade. This is how it started.
In mount green Jesus mountain church laid a woman, an old woman named Charlotte. Charlotte was the misery of the church.
"Lord, look at Charlotte today, why is she wearing that dress?" One of the old ladies in mount green Jesus mountain church said.
Charlotte overheard the lady, and walked up to her.
"Hello Miss Vendetta," she said. "Your husband bought me this dress. It cost more than your failing marriage and cheap ass wedding."
Charlotte winked at Miss Vendetta, leaving her in tears to realize her husband is cheating.
Charlotte took a seat right where the pastor was supposed to be sitting. Man, how she loved to cause a commotion.
"Ma'am, could you please move? That isn't your spot," A business man said.
"You didn't ask Gerard to move when he stole your roll and took over your company," Charlotte said sweetly.
The young mans jaw flew open, and Charlotte leaned over to closed it.
"Keep your mouth closed, sweetie. You don't want flies like you flying into it."
The mans face flushed and he ran away.
Charlotte sat proudly next to the pastor, and the preacher. She knew people were talking about her, but she didn't care.
After church, Charlotte went to visit the graveyard.
"Oh mother, these people just don't understand that I'm too good to them. They may say bad things, but I know I could end their lives in a second." Charlotte kneeled over her mother Allan's grave.
She dropped some black roses over her grave and left, judging every person she saw as she went home.
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SHADE
HumorIn 1989, Grandmother Allan started shade. She ended careers, ruined lives, and destroyed relationships. In this story, you get a front row seat on how it all started, and how it passed down in her family blood.
