Car

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Person 1:MMmm, buckle up baby. *swings rope/handcuffs/something kinky*

Person 1:It's gonna be a rough ride so watch out.

Person 1:You can use the pillows as an air bag cause we're going to crash hard.

Person 2:F**K, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY A CAR.

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