Haunted House of Doom

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A/N: This is meant to be funny and weird, but you're probably used to that so..... imma shut up now.

(B/F/N)= best friend's name
(C/F/N)= a close friend's name
(Y/N)= your name

You and your friends decided to check out a house on top of the hill that was concerned "haunted". You didn't believe it was but what doesn't kill makes you stronger right?

You and your friends approach the house. "Ok next time I'm not walking with you guys in these boots." (B/F/N) whined, trying to catch up to your face pace of walking. "Shut up, we are almost there." You send your best friend a signature bitch face. Your friends only laugh at your response.

"Do you believe this is really haunted?" (C/F/N) said.

"Not a chance in Hell!" (B/F/N) rolled (his/her) eyes.

"Yeah let's see how you react when the monster jumps from the shadows and..... gets you!" (He/she) started to tickle your best friend sending them into a giggle fit. "Stop it, (C/F/N)!"

"Really? If you guys don't stop im gonna barf." You say rolling your eyes.

They burst into laughter. You reach for the handle of the old house.

Then all of sudden the front door swings open, and slams against the rotten wood of the siding. You gasp being startled by the loud creeks and the wind whooshing by. "Ha! (Y/N), you should have seen the look on yo' face!" Your friends chuckle.

Before you could say another word, two men came running though the gaping hole that was carved out for the front door. One was tall with long hair, and the other one was screaming like crazy and was shorter.

"AHHHHH!" The shorter one screamed.

You and your friends stand back.

"Sammy never again!"

"Agreed!"

"RUNN BITCH RUNN!!" The shorter one yells. "Dude this isn't Scary Movie and you ain't black!" You notice the reference, because you would spend months and months in your parents basement watching the stupidest shit.

"That place was scarier then Hell!" The taller one screamed.

"I KNOW RIGHT!"

You listen to them babble on and on while you watch them run down the path.

It was like watching a majestic moose and his squirrel chase each other though the woods fighting over who would get the lady moose...... The squirrel always wins..... *sexy eye roll*

You hadn't noticed your friends slipped inside unnoticed.

When you turn around they were gone!

You thought the worst.

You ran after the men. "HEY BITCHES WAIT UP!!!"

And your friends rub their hands together evily. "Ha! That will show (Y/N), Sam and Dean not to mess with Crowley's bitch."

Duhhh duhhh duhhh! Your friends were actually demons all along!

Man why do bad things happen to nice people?!

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