Ask Cweepypasta Eyeless Jack

WHAT?!

Dared by my friend from kik : You watch gravity falls right? ;) If you do , Would you rather do the Lammy Lammy dance or Disco girl?

Me: None!

Friend: Okay... If you don't i would grounded you for eating Kidneys

Me: ; ^ ;... Fine...

Friend: Okay.. Do The Lammy Lammy dance

EJ: Lammy costume?

Friend: Do you want to?

EJ: Im keeping my fucking hoodie on...

Friend: Alright do it..

EJ: *Sigh*..... Guh! I cant do it!! ; -; And wtf 1 dare only!

Friend: Alright how about disco girl

EJ: Ea-

Friend: With yourself naked but put a towel on-

EJ: Easy.. I can do what dipper do.. * Undresses myself*

Fangirls: * From the window* ♥~♥

Friend: Wait.. No.. Sing or dance on the tub with yourself naked... While showering...

EJ:... Close the window

Friend: * Close the curtains* Go

EJ: * Manhood covered by bubbles of soap and also on my arm* Disco girl.... * Squeaks the rubber ducky* Coming through... * Dances in the tub* That girl is -

Bill/ Jackson: Daddy? Are you-...

EJ: O_O.....

Bill/Jackson:..... *Laughs*

EJ: oh your laughing on your own daddy huh? * Walks to Jackson*

Bill/Jackson: D-Daddy? Wh-What are you doing?

Friend: O_o... * Exit the bathroom and close the door*

EJ: Since you laugh at your own daddy~ how about a sexy punishment?~ * Pins Jackson on the floor*

-Few min later-

Jackson: Ahh daddy!!~ *Cums*

EJ: * Smirks and cleans Jackson up*

Jackson: * Breath heavilly*

Jeff: ( From the door): EJ?! ARE YOU DONE!? YOU BETTER NOT FUCK SOMEONE IN THERE ! FUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE!

EJ:.. *Carries jackson in bridal style and carry him out but before i leave i face you* Oh sorry your still reading huh?.. Well that's all ^-^...... Now for an Excuse .. Im not done with my Delecious smexy dorrito *Sexily licks my lips and carries him to my room*

He's gonna fuck him until he won't walk ._.