Twerking while Cooking?

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EJ: Oh hell no..

Masky: Too late... * Plays a song which is " Twerkin like miley" ( Dont judge)

EJ: Fuck my life...* Twerks while baking kidney cookies and im wearing a blue apron with A Bill Cipher design on it*

Laughing Jack: Dat Ass... He got dat Ass...

Offenderman: Ohh~ I love this~

EJ: *After twerking i was dancing around *

Bill/Jackson: Nu! EJ is mine! >:c

Fangirls from the window: EJ WE LOVE YOU! FUCK ME! HAVE MY BABIES! MARRY ME!!!

EJ: TT ~ TT Whaaiii...

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