Me: *takes a slice of bread*
*folds the slice of bread in half*
*nom nom nom*
Family: umm you just eat bread plain...? No butter...? No jelly...?
*has a mouth full of bread* my name's blurryface and I don't care what you think *continues to eat*
Family: are you positive we're related to her...?
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My cousin reminded me of when I did this at a family reunion a while back. Thanks Ryan..