Rap battle: Jessica vs chrissy

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J=Jessica
C=Chrissy

J:Come to spoil yet another rap? Well get ready to bow down 'cause you met your match. You're a wanna-be a family oddity what did Michael see in this catastrophe? You went from being dull to unbearable. You should've been squashed instead of Ricky. Wanna be like us Royal folk but you won't revoke your old house folk. Poor sammatha must've been a jam to take the likes of you. But to be fair they were unaware of all you put them through. I'd understand if you'd wanna scream 'cause your dignity's falling in fact  I think I can hear they sound of your two legs calling
C: yikes! That's a lot of mouse dung  coming out of such a pretty mouth. Can't take responsibility when your antics go a little south. You're always blaming daddy when he's given you the perfect life. If he only knew what you went through to end up as a trophy wife. Woah! I'm losing track just counting on all my ten toes. To recount the things you screwed up thanks to "Jessica's tale of woe"  first things first, thanks for bleeding out your insides could've kept your feet off the battlefield and actually stayed alive.  I'm pointing out the obvious ' cause you don't seem to know  I saved your precious Michael from skipping it solo. I learned how to fight and hunt and I got down and bloody. Your lovely contributions got him child custody.
J: hold on a sec and take a step back and give your Brain a wreck you freaking maniac. And since you brought up kids let's talk about that about that. What kind of mother splits after one goes splat? Your neglection pushed her over the dark forest pulled her closer. I let you live don't forget that Chrissy I really known I should have spared my pity.
C: split and splat are the perfect names for your bastards brats.  Because women splat and the other went split on the trail of a mountain cat. Mrow. So give it up no need to act tough we all know you're just petty you're up in the sky so bitch bye-bye will see you later sweaty.
Dayum who won whose next you decide!?

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 17, 2016 ⏰

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