I had a person order a Ghost Pepper and Sriracha sauce pizza once. It was terrifying to deliver. On a scale of 1 to 10, it's an 11. Terrifying with a capital T, y'all. i pull into the driveway, and oh God, what do i see? Pitbulls. Rottweilers. Chihuahuas. Everywhere. All barking at me. One pitbull, a blue nose pit, sat by the door. It didn't bark, didn't attack, nothing. It just sat there. i went up to the steps, and the pit just sat there, kissing my leg. I knocked on the door. The owner, a 29 year old lady answered the door. "What?!" She yelled. "I-I'm here to deliver pizza." "Well, get off my property!" I threw the pizza box at her. She threw $20 at me. I caught it and ran. [Keep reading for more super silly stories!]
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The Krusty Krab Pizza is the Pizza, for You and Me, but Mostly for You
Ficción GeneralWhat happens when you deliver pizza and you just watched Spongebob? [The title happens, jk] But as you hear the tale of how this girl delivered pizza and how weird her customers were. {Some Other Novel characters are in here, mostly Rose and Pearl}
