Starring as our guest character Daphne McLaggen, please welcome NOTLIKEMYSISTER to the group chat! She's a fifth grade Gryffindor, the daughter of Cormac McLaggen and Alicia Spinnet, and, most important of all, James' girlfriend.
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: hi guys! Y'all may have seen me and James at the sleepover... I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND NOW
SlytherinPotter: hi
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: wow, what a vivid family... Is this how all of your group chats go? You just say hi and leave?
RoxieW: not exactly... He he.
Molly15: we just ask questions and Rose helps us with homework.
ITSLUCE: Yeah... Totally
SlytherinPotter: So, McLaggen, what exactly do you see in my exhausting ass of a brother?
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: Ugh, are we really having this conversation now...? In the group chat?
SlytherinPotter: Well you never have time... You're either hanging out with James or you're in detention
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: Wow thanks -_-
TheHair: It's sorta true yk...
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: James!
TheHair: Sorry Daph. But I'm very curious too actually lol
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: ok then... James just gets me you know? He's my best friend. He has the same taste when it comes to pranks. We can work really well together in Quidditch... And he's a nice detention buddy he he
TheHair: and of course my fantastic hair
Lilymoon: hi! I'm disgusted.
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: I see we'll get along very well
SlytherinPotter: Okay whatever so what's with the username
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: It's exactly as it says... I'm not like my sister
SlytherinPotter: As in?
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: You know, Chloë is in Slytherin, she's pretty and has like six boyfriends at a time... That's not me
TheHair: Daph you're beautiful and you know that
NOTLIKEMYSISTER: Aww thanks Jamieee <3
Lilymoon: Ugh hand me a bucket... James is not that fantastic stay away from him.
TheHair: erm
ITSLUCE: Yk that there's some sort of James fanclub with like twenty girls who would all be happy to kill Daphne 😂
Lilymoon: Omg I'm so joining them who are they
CestLaVic: ... Lils don't be so rude just be happy for them ok
Lilymoon: don't interupt our conversation go back to work.
CestLaVic: yes sir
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QOTD: What do you think of James' new girlfriend? Is she gonna stay or not?
Don't forget to vote!
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