So I met this guy in a red suit (OLD)

Chapter 1

Edited

Reader POV

Sounds of cars driving and people chattering ring through the city air, and shoulders brush against my own as I walk. I sigh, gripping my bag's strap as I turn a corner, entering a more scarce area. I look to the small grocery store I planned to enter. It was less crowded, cheaper, and close by to my house.

I walk to the door until a person falls right in front of me, from out of absolutely no where. I let out a scream and step back in shock.

All I could first realize was that he was some guy in a red suit. Spider man?! No, no it's not him, then who the hell is this guy?! He stands up straight and stretches, seemingly fine from jumping who knows how far.

He then faces me.

"Oh! Well hellooo there!" He laughs. I could see his smirk  through his mask.

I didn't know what to do, but to stand there with my mouth hanging. He opens the door to the store and motions me to come in.

I close my mouth and hesitantly walk into the store. The door bell chimes above me and the man follows in soon after, his face close to mine.

"Oh, you should probably take cover" He whispers.

He then takes out 2 guns and points them to the cashier.

"Ok, fuck face, do you know a Luis?! I need to kill him for some money!" He screams at him, shooting the cash register once.

I quickly go behind an aisle and crouch, putting my hands over my head as my heart beat against my chest.

Holy shit, this guy has guns?! I start to hear screams and more gun shots. After a while, the red dude sits next to me. He was bleeding a lot and was breathing heavily.

"The *breath* coast is *breath*clear!" He huffs
I get up quickly and look. There were bodys everywhere!! I widen my eyes in horror.

"Wh-why did you kill them?!" I ask in shock.

"Oh, she speaks!" The dude says, jumping up. "It was just a job, doll."

I look up to him and back away.

"What's your name?" I ask.

"What's yours?" He giggles.

"I asked first"

"I have a gun"

"(First name)"

"Full name?"

"Do you really want to kno-"
He starts to wave around his gun.

"(Full name)" I blabber out.

"Wow, that's a nice name.."
I nod slightly, slowly walking to the exit.

"Where are you going?"

"No where"

"Your walking to the exit"

I stare at him in silence before darting to the exit and running outside. I'm not gonna get killed! I run into a Alley and to the other side of a building. I stop to take deep breaths.

"Your really slow"
I yelp and look at the dude who was right next to me.

"I never told you who I was. I-"

"I don't care who you are! I know your a murderer! Look, I will tell no one, just please don't kill me!"

"Well why would I want to kill you?" He chuckles "I won't get paid if I did. And, you didn't really do anything."

He starts to walk closer to me.
"Look, I'm Pool. Deadpool!"

"...Real name?"

"Dead Pool"

"You just repeated Deadpool"
"Yea but there's a space between Dead and P- ya know just forget it." (For some reason I thought this was funny.)

"So, your not gonna kill me?" I ask

"No" Deadpool replies.

"Ok then... bye" I say, now walking away in normal pace. Well that's something I'll never forg-

I look over and see him walking with me. I stop.

"What are you doing?"

"Walking with you."

"Why?"

"Well I've finished my jobs for the day and I'm bored. Where are you going?"

"Acme, since you shot up the other store. I'm pretty sure people will seem suspicious of you. And you have blood on you"

"Don't worry about me, doll!"

"I'm worried about me, not you!"

He shrugs and continues to follow me. I let out a big annoyed sigh and continue to walk, which took a while since Acme was quite far away.

I enter Acme with a cart and immediately get looks. I bow down my head to try to cover my face and quickly walk to an ile while Deadpool folllowed.

"So watcha getting?" He asks

"Food, obviously"

I pick up a meat (or just food if your vegeterian idk) and look at it to see what kind it was and how much it had. Deadpool walks just 2 steps away from me to see fattening food, which I planned to get.
"Can you get me a bag of potato chips?" I ask him
He throws a bag at me, which goes over me and lands behind me.

"Fuck, why couldn't you have handed it to me?" I ask, turning around and crouching to get the bag.

"Just to check out that ass! Woah it's nice!"

I immediately stand upright, walk over to him and smack him.

"Pervert!"

"Thanks, doll"

"Why are you even following me!?" I quietly yell, not trying to make more of a scene.

"Like I said before, I finished all my jo-"

"Yea, but why follow me?! You can go follow some other person or something!"

"You seem more interesting"

"Uh huh, of course"
I throw the bag of chips to my cart and push it to another Ile.

"I giveup, I don't care anymore. It's not like anything like this happens in my life anyway."
Nothing exciting really happens in my life.

After checking out my food and leaving, with Deadpool following the whole way.

I started to go to the path for my house, but realizing Deadpool was still following. I turn to him.
"Im gonna go home. Now I didn't care when you followed me outside of my house, but I don't want you following me to my house!" I demand.

"Wow, feisty"

"Do you understand me?"
He takes a moment of silence, seeming to be thinking.

"Ok" he finally says, his hands raised in defense.

"Ok" I respond.
I turn around and walk to my house. After taking a couple steps, I look back to see him still standing there.

"...Good bye, Deadpool" I tell him, waving.

He looks at me and waves slightly.

I hide a smile and continue to walk home.