So I met this guy in a red suit (OLD)

Chapter 5

Edited

I wake up, yawning. I rub my eyes and jump out if my bed. I walk slowly to my stairs, but stop immediatley. Right... I have a human in my house. I groan quietly and look at my clothes. No bra, thin top and shorts. Yea I should probably change.

After changing to normal clothes, I pull down my shirt as I walked back to the stairs. I walk down, seeing Deadpool sitting in the couch with the blanket. His back faced me. He didn't have his mask but I could not see his face. His head was full of scars and he was also bald. I stay quiet, walking down the stairs more slowly and carefully. But one of the stairs make a creak noise. Deadpool quickly puts his mask on and turns to me.

"Oh ha hey" I say nervously, waving.

"Hiya!" He grabs his crutches and stands with his one leg. I look to his other, seeing it looked like it grew a little.

"God your like a lizard. Why didn't you call yourself Lizard Man" I tell him, continuing to walk down the stairs and to the floor.

"Lizard man?? No way I would want to be called that! Theres a villian similair to that I think..." Deadpool mumbles.

"Where??" I ask

"Somewhere. Well what are we eating for breakfast?? Im starving!" He says

"Oh right, breakfast. Well lets see" I walk over to the kitchen, checking the cabinets and then the fridge. I see a couple of frozen waffles.

"Hey, you want some waffles?" I ask.

"Hell yea!" He calls to me.

"Okie dokie then" I grab a couple and put them in my four slot toaster.
(I need me one of those 4 slot toasters, hot damn)

I hear the cruches tap on the floor close by me. I turn to see Deadpool, of course.

"Well I put them in the toaster so now we wait" I tell him.

"Huh ok. Well" he looks at my clothes "are you going somewhere?"

I look down to my clothes "oh no these are my casual clothes, I didn't want to come down here with my pajamas..."

"It's your house" he seemed to be smirking

"Well your in my house."

"Come on, were besties right? I won't mind"

"Yea I know you won't. You'll love it" I chuckle, shaking my head.

It became silent for a minute.

"Actually I do have to go somewhere later. I have work" I tell him "I gotta make a living."

"So what, are you gonna leave me here all alone?" Deadpool says in a dramatic tone "all alone by myself??"

"Oh boohoo. It'll only be for a couple of hours. Just don't do anything stupid. Watch TV or something, I don't know." I tell him.

"Fine I'll watch Tv... or something" he mumbles the last part.

I sigh, and then jump from the sounds of the waffles popping from the toaster.

I grab them and put 2 on each plate. Deadpool takes a seat on a chair and I hand the plate to him on the table. I then sit down next to him with syrup on my hand.

(Then we feast on the flesh of waffles) We eat, chatting like we did when we walked togethor. It was calming to me. He made me laugh and I made him laugh. I knew some stuff and so did he. I really liked him... wait. No i mean as a friend, as a friend. When I finish eating the waffles I start to blush, having trouble thinking. We are friends... right?

I turn to Deadpool, who finished eating his too.

"Want some more?"

"Sure" he replies.