Worst Story To Exist Ever

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"I'm sorry, Putin. It will never work," Obama sighed over the phone. They had gotten in an argument about their behind the scenes relationship.

"I'm married."

"That doesn't matter. Don't you love me more than her?"

"I do dear, but we're from two different worlds.."

"Obama, you baka, we're from two different countries! We were both put on earth for a reason. And that is to be together! This love story is supposed to be better than Twilight!"

"Oh, Putin, not every story is better than Twilight,"

"Shut up you baka! I never want to talk to you again! It's fine that way! It costs more to call you! >.<"

And with that Putin hung up the phone and sobbed into his desk.

Obama sighed. If only he could have prevented this..

~time skip because story~

Putin wiped the tears from his face. He saw a box and got an idea owo

~More time skip because I'm
Lazy~

Obama heard a knock on his door. He opened it to see a man with a blue cap and was short. He almost looked like Putin but the man was looking at the flooor so he couldn't tell. He set the heavy box on the floor.

Obama opened the box and gasped. "So much pudding! But only one person knows of my love for pudding," he said looking up at the man with hope.
"don't tell me you love pudding more than me," Putin said ripping off the diguise.

Putin and Obama hugged eachother, Obama sobbing while eating pudding over his shoulder.

"Obama! How could you! Get away from my husbandoo you commie!" Michelle said ripping Putin from his grip and throwing him outside the room. This caused the pudding cup to fly out of his hand and he fell to the ground dramatically looking at the floor.

He picked up the pudding cup and crushed it. Michelle gasped there was no way.

Obama. Was. Going. Super. Saiyan.

He shook like a wild animal and shrieked like a blue corn moon from Pocohantas the anime.

"i thought this was Cory in the House," Michelle said the the narator, who kindly ignored her comment and continued the story.

"See what you have done. I'm sorry but you are not my waifu."

Obama ran out the room grabbing Putin's hand they both ran to the top of the building.

"obama what are you-"

" PUTIN IS MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE WAIFU!!1!1!!1!1" he screamed at the top of his lungs for all of 'Murica to hear. Putin cried happily. "Does this make me the new Ms.America?"

"NOOOOOO!" Michelle screetched (idk how to spell that but u know what I mean)
As she was arrested for getting in the way of true love.

Barack and Vladmir Obama lived happily ever after eating pudding in the sunset.