here's something i made a while ago on pixlr when my photoshop skills were horrible (they still are but whatever)
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there's a story to this
i was showing my guy friend (don't take this out of context, he's a ho who don't know his boundaries) some pics of bts, twice, sistar (thought he'd like the ass), f(x) (because amber is bae and i knew he'd freak over a girl looking like amber, in a bad way), u know, the new works, then i showed him some pics of seventeen, starting with my biases (there's so many, you have to have more than one when it comes to seventeen), i showed him the8, vernon, jeonghan (compliments about him, he said he looked like a girl, couldn't tell he was a guy), dk (said he looked like a dinosaur then i showed his dino, changed his mind really quick). And then came along woozi. He asked if I'd already showed him this guy becuase he looked familiar. I said no, that was my bae from bts, Suga, he was thinking about.
Then he said the most incorrect but hilarious thing ever.
Lee Jihoon looked like an emu.
I almost cried from laughter, he had me shook. So, of course, I photoshopped his face onto an emu and printed it out for him. Of course he loved it. He calls them all emus now and believes Korea is full of emus that transform into pretty boys to sing, Woozi is just a special one in his heart.
You're welcome for sharing this story with you, ily
