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Omg!!! I'm in the Trump cave!!!
It's covered in racist things and pictures of Bernie Sanders
Hillary Clinton is tied to a stake in the corner
Help!!! Hillary says!!
Um sweaty I'm in a cage fight me I say back
Cuz I'm in a cage get it?
Then trump comes in wearing an aesthetic™ flower crown he's also wearing a crop top with leggings and he's drinking Starbucks while making a music.ly
I kidnapped u because Jacob is more popular than me on music.ly so I want revenge trump says
Wtf man that's messed up I say
I punch him even though I'm in a cage and then escape!!
I don't free Hillary because she's ❌🚫😵
I go back to Jacob
Hey Jacob I'm back want to kiss
Sure Becky why not
We kiss omg‼️😩👌🏾😱💦💞😏😍

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