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Felix was out side with Edgar the Satanic Dog, Marzia, and Mya, playing Pokemanz Go. He flung the Pokeball at da rarest Pokeman, PEPE. The second time he tried to catch it he FAILED. The wild Pokemanz PEPE escaped. He looked over at his girlfriend, also playing Pokemonz Go. Marzia tepped the Pokeman. She was also trying to catch the rarest Pokeman PEPE. The ball wobbled and then showed three stars. Marzia jumped up and down, "YAY I caught it!" Felix kick the Satanic Dog across the street and said a few cuss words. Edgar got hit by a car, but no one cared because no one liked Edgar in the first place. He then proceeded to catch all of the Pokemanz with Marzia. "Damn how did you catch dat rare  Pokeman???????????", Felix said. Marzia  shrugged her shoulders, '' I dunno... Maybe it was because you weren't good enough."  Felix encountered a wiled DAN HOWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He flung all of his Pokemans balls at it. After hours and hours of trying to catch the Pokeman in cringy skinny jeans, he finally succeeded! But he didn't notice he had been trying o catch Dan for millions of years!!!! Marzia and Mya were laying in a heap of bones and rotting skin, DEAD! Felix through his phone to the ground! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11" He shouted. His one true love was DEAD! All because of DAN HOWELL.