Number Of Puns

Being an Undertale fan, I loved making puns. There were a few people I had a PUNversation with and I did tell someone that I was going to write a "PUNny STOREY" for them. I didn't lie.
TANKS to these CATTY DOGS, mostly @Dragonlover83 (and @Lyrical_for_life but unfortunately I think I can't dedicate to two people), I got inspired with a small story. It's all thanks to them.
Writing this story reminded me of a teacher I used to annoy (well, we all did) but she didn't mind, although the teacher character isn't like her. Still brought back some nice memories in that awful place called school (the one that I was transferred to that is).
Took some time, but, phew, finally wrote it!
Like, comment, follow, share and, of course, be sure to INjoy this. -ω･
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IT was an all-girls school that went through an ordinarily dull day. The first lesson was enough to liquidate the students' brains. No one liked Mondays.

A class of the school freshmen had Literature in the first day. They learned about many new terms and their examples. Many girls didn't get it, others did. And among them was one who liked learning a new thing, which she decided to test out.

Next lesson was Math. Many students groaned. Some didn't do their homework, others just didn't want to deal with numbers.

A thin woman strutted in her heels.

"Good morning, everyone." She smiled.

Some replied a "good morning" to her, some didn't.

"Hey, Miss Arrow," a girl said, her arms hanging behind her chair as she rocked it with a huge grin, "Am I the only ONE or are you really young?"

The teacher looked up. "Well... I'm younger that most of the teachers here." She blushed slightly.

"I ONEder how young." The girl emphasized on the word, not really caring about her age.

"A lady never tells her age!"

"I think so TWO."

A few giggles erupted on the joke. The teacher laughed with them, but had no idea what was so funny.

"Alright, let's begin class."

"Oh, come on, teach, let's get to know ONE another more. I feel like we don't know well enough. Tell me, don't you think the THREE outside is annoying? Blocks the view from the window."

"Three?" The teacher was confused. "You mean, tree? Sarah, do you have a lisp?"

"No. I'm trying to be PUNny here, teach." She winked. "I'm doing it FOUR fun."

"Well... this is a class, not a comedy show." The teacher took an assertive role. "Let's do some quadratic equations."

"But if I do anymore math, I'll become NUMBer."

The class laughing and watching the scene in amusement.

"We haven't even begun yet!" The teacher retorted.

"Sheesh, teach, no need to get SEVENre on me." She winked again.

"That was a terrible pun."

"I think I'm a bit FIVErish today. Probably caught the flu. I hope it doesn't make me SOAR all day."

The class kept laughing.

"Okay, I think that's enough."

"Hey, teach, what did you EIGHT FOUR lunch?"