Whatsapp Statuses

11.

1.
I smiled at the stars like they knew all my secrets.

2.
Life's roughest storms prove the strength of our anchors. ⚓

3.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over some people and poop on their heads.

4.
I have never seen a tombstone that said,
"Died because I didn't forward a message to ten people."

5.
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.