Humiliation For One Month (Asano Gets Transferred To Class E)

Weird Class

5AM

I woke up by the sound of my alarm. But it's weird because my alarm sounds different. Where is it?!

"...Yo Ho Ho.. Yu Hu Hu.. Ohayou Asano-kun!"

What?! Where?! Where is it coming from? Is there an intruder? Impossible. This house has security alarm system. No one would dare to enter!

"Hey! Down here!" said the girl. Then I realised that it was coming from my phone.

"Uh, who are you? And why are you in my phone?" I asked. She haslilac hair and light blue eyes.

"I'm Ritsu-chan! I'll be your classmate in E Class." She said while doing a peace sign.

"Wait, how did you know I was going to be transferred in your class? The only ones who know is your teacher and min-- wait. Are you a hacker?! That must be why you infiltrated my phone. Where are you?! I'm gonna report this to the authorities!" I quickly stood up but I heard her laughing.

"Well, Asano-kun... I'm a machine. I'm originally named as 'Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery'. It means, I know everything, I can go in everything. One for example is your phone." She explained.

"Then why 'Artillery'? What's the purpose of your 'guns'?"

"That would be confidential!" She said while doing that shush sign. "You'll know when you get to the class. Anyway, enjoy the fun!"

Fun? Hah. When you're in class E, there's no fun. They might've beaten me several times this year, but I'm sure they're struggling. Uh, wait. Why does she have guns anyway?

"Why do you have guns anyway? Why are you a machine? You were different when you were on exams."

"Like I said, Asano-kun. It's very confidential." Then she winked and then she shut herself down. "Anyway, enjoy your one month!"

"Heh, one month? I might be out here by tomorrow."

few hours later...

"Damn, why is it so high?! Can't they have elevator or something?!" Seo complained.

"Then Class E wouldn't be struggling anymore. I thought you were supposed to be smart. I guess you deserve to be here." Araki said.

"What did you say?!"

"Would you two shut it?! Anyway, we're almost there--"

"...hey, Nagisa-kun. Have you received Koro-sensei---" oh no. This is bad. This is really bad.

"Who's that?"

I pulled the others into a bush. We hid there until the rest of the class E is gone. I can say, they're taking a very long time to leave.

"Oh, hey, Kayano-chan. Yeah. Five new transferees. That's quite many." Says the blue-haired girl.

"Quite?! Quite doesn't fit the word. If they're five, then they would kill us all!"

"If they're assassins tho. Let's just hope for the best."

Assassins? Is there something going on? No. This might just be a joke. This is a school. Not an assassination classroom.

"Well, that chance is very little, Nagisa-kun." Wait... She's a boy?! "...Considering everyone who just transferred here claimed themselves as assassins. Transferring a random student would just be so out of the blue, you know."

Wait, assassins? So this really isn't a joke. Or just a joke... What the hell is going on?!

"Hey, Asano-kun. Did you know about this?" Ren asked.