Danganronpa Crack

Panic! Fan

[FINALLY! An original one! :3]

Leon: *stood at the gate of his house* Welcome to the end of eras

Makoto: ...

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Leon: *at Byakuya's house*

Leon: LAVISH MANSIONS, VINTAGE WINE

Byakuya: Tch

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Leon: I'M TAKING BACK THE CROWN

Junko: That's mine!

Leon: FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS!

Junko: ;-;

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Maizono: Bye Leon! *leaves through the front door*

Leon: OUT THE BACK DOOR, GOD DAMN

Maizono: Hello...Leon?

Leon: BUT I LOVE HER ANYWAY

Maizono: WHO?!?!

Leon: MISS JACKSON, MISS JACKSON...

Maizono: My name's Mai-

Leon: ARE YOU NASTY?

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Admin: *keeping Leon captive in her garage*

Leon: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO.

Admin: I DON'T F**KING LOVE YO-

Leon: THIS IS THE BEAT OF MY HEART. *holds Admin's hand to his chest*

Admin: WHAT THE FUUUU-

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Leon: JUST ANOTHER LA DEVOTEE

Hajime: Who even are you?
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Leon: YOU'RE FAT

Twogami: THAT'S NOT EVEN A-

Leon: GET REKT

Twogami: LEON WHY

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Leon: *dying dramatically*

Nanita: *walks by*

Leon: ARE YOU SAVING ME?

Nanita: No...

Leon: MY DESTINY LIES WITH YOU

Nanita: ...

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Leon: CHAMPAGNE...

Byakuya: THAT'S MINE B**CH

Leon: COCAINE...

Nagito: DUDE THAT'S MINE

Leon: GASOLINE!

Souda: ;-;

Leon: AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN  .

Obama: *appears*

Obama: sup