Danganronpa Crack

Ishimaru tries coffee for the first time.

Ishimaru: *puts cup down*

Ishimaru: HEY!

Ishimaru: I JUST HAD COFFEE

Ishimaru: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY LIFE

Ishimaru: BUT IT FEELS AMAZING

Ishimaru: MY EYEBROWS LOOK AMAZING

Ishimaru: MY HAIR LOOKS AMAZING

Ishimaru: I FEEL INVINCIBLE

*turns into Ishida*

Ishida: I FEEL DANGEROUS

Ishida: I FEEL LIKE A DINOSAUR

Ishida: I AM A DINOSAUR.

Ishida: BYE EVERYBODY HAVE A GOOD DAY!