Smosh Winter Games - Shayne Topp x Reader (DISCONTINUED)

-3-

The week had passed quick enough due to the whole editing and such. You've finished all the work assigned to you and packed your things, preparing for your trip on monday!

You were invited to play a cards against humanity with the whole smosh crew. Joven had decided to make a livestream! Yet sadly, Ian and Anthony weren't able to join due to unfinished business regarding the traveling to the Big Bear Ski Resort. You were sitting with Flitz to your right and Noah to your left. The video was just about to start as Sohinki started the countdown.

"Alright guys! 3, 2, 1." You all then started to shout "GAME BANG!" And made weird poses. Mari explained the video and you're the first to begin. Since you guys were a lot you decided to make teams with each 2 people. The teams were; Joven and Courtney, Lasercorn and Shayne, Wes and Mari, Keith and Sohinki, Flitz and Olivia, and last but not least Noah and you. You take a black card from the stack and smile at what was written on it. (Please note that Cards Against Humanity can be offensive to some, I'm writing this for the sake of the story and this A/N will be taken out soon.)

You clear your throat and read out loud.
"When I was tripping on acid, blank turned to blank." You put the card down on the table and notice Courtney giggle as she lays a white card face-down and slides it over the table to give it to you. You both laugh at the eye contact you have and take the card, receiving many others after that.

"Alright" you say, mostly to yourself as you take the first cards and hand it to Noah, making him read them.

"When I was tripping on acid, Kanye West turned into... Oh my god." Noah starts to laugh and tries to read the sentence again. "When I was tripping on acid, Kanye West turned into my vagina?" You all break out in laughter at the odd combination as you take the next white cards.

"When I was tripping on acid, Fiery Poops turned into-" You laugh to yourself, how were you able to finish this Smosh Games? "-into Sexual Tension."

"Wow.. Wow!" Flitz says with his head in his hands as Noah takes the next cards.

"No but imagine just having a date.. Involving fiery poops and taking drugs and boom you hook up!" Lasercorn says, not getting over that combo. Everyone laughs, probably playing the little movie in their heads.

"Alright alright guys let's see what these say." Joven says, still chuckling.

"When I was tripping on acid, a stray pube turned into Arnold Schwarzenegger! Holy shit!" Noah exclaims, putting his hand over his mouth.

"HOW MUCH ACID MUST YOU HAVE TAKEN?" Shayne shouts into the camera, running a hand through his hair.

"A shit ton, man." Keith laughs, shaking his head with his eyes open wide. You laugh and put the cards down.

"That was a good one, hah!" Mari says, resting her head on her hands. Noah takes another pair of cards and begins to read.

"When I was tripping on acid, The KKK turned into Nickleback!" Flitz smashes his hand onto the table, unable to contain himself of his laughter. You all laugh along and the laughter soon dies off.

"The best thing is that they're all white, you know?" Shayne says, laughing to himself. A few agree, and a few answer with more laughing.

"What if you're a member in the KKK, going into your cult meeting or whatever high on acid and they all just turn into Nickleback!" Wes laughs between the words and once again you all giggle.

You've always enjoyed spending time with the Smosh Crew. They'd always have such amazing jokes and stories to tell which would be stuck with you for forever! You smile to yourself looking at everyone in a split second and then looking down at the cards, grinning like an idiot. How lucky you are to have these people.

"Alright last ones." You say, taking the last two cards as Olivia speaks up. "Camouflaged KKK!" You run your hand over your face, laughing, but proceed to read the cards.

"When I was tripping on acid, a Sad Handjob turned into Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon." You say and lay the cards down saying "I like that one."

"So.. Who won?" Courtney and Mari ask at the same time.

"We may need a moment in council." Noah says in a northern accent as if he were Jon Snow from Game Of Thrones making you guys laugh. Noah and you exchange whispers like two kids in kindergarten and as you part, Noah gestures you to talk.

"So I think I might have enjoyed this the most." You say, holding up a pair of cards.

NOW STOP RIGHT THERE! I would want you to write a comment about which cards you thought were the funniest! The faster the comments come in the faster the next chapter will be up. Maybe even today! Bear with me if I've written anythig wrong. Anyway, COMMENT WHICH SENTENCE/PAIR OF CARDS SHOULD WIN! Also, if I don't get any comments, that will be fine. I'll just choose myself but I love interacting with my readers. Happy reading!!