South Park Boyfriend Scenarios

How you guys meet!

  Stan:

You were walking to the swings, after being chased of the slides from Bebe, and Wendy. Of course, again, they decided to come after you. 'No!! Go away!' You hoped they would avoid you, but they didn't. "Hey, (Y/n), who said you were allowed to be on this slide?" "Bebe, I think we outta teach (Y/n) a lesson." They both step towards you about to push you off the swing. You quickly stopped the swing and prepared to run.

You were just about to when some boy stepped in. "Wendy?! Bebe?! What are you doing?!" Whoever this boy was, he just saved you some time. "We are trying to teach her a lesson!" Wendy said. "Well, leave her alone!" This boy stood right in front of you, protecting you from the two girls. "Fine!" They turned around and left the two of you. "Thanks for helping me." You said and continued to swing. He sat down on the swing beside you and started to swing.

"It was nothing." You both continued to swing in silence until he spoke up again. "So, what's your name?" "Oh, I'm (Y/n)! Whats yours?" "I'm Stan." Suddenly you all were called back inside. "(Y/n)! Wait, before we go, want to be friends?" "..Sure!" You both ran in behind everyone else laughing. Looks like you have a new friend.

Kyle:

You were walking to the gym to play doge ball, your favorite game. You always won doge ball. Suddenly, you were hit in the face. Hard. "Oh God! Are you OK?" You look up and see a boy in a green hat looking at you. "Yeah, sure. Help me up, please?" He nodded and helped you up. "Um, do you want me to walk you to the nurse?"

"What? No. Why? I already told you I was fine." "Err.. yeah, but.." "But what?" "Well, your eye is really swollen." "Which one?" "Uh, your left." "Shit, fine, help me to the nurses office please." "Alright." He ran over to the teacher and told him then ran back to you. "Alright, he told us we have to hurry though." You both walked to the nurses office in silence. As the nurse put a ice pack over your eye, Kyle spoke to you.

"So, What's your name?" "I'm (Y/n)." "Oh, I'm Kyle." The nurse dismissed you after a couple of minutes. You both walked back, talking and joking around. When you both reached the gym, Kyle turned and looked at you. "So, (Y/n), does this make us friends?" "Yeah!" You both ran off again to your friends smiling.

Kenny:

You were talking with Butters, about how he could make you money. You told him no then walked away to talk to Craig. He was your friend. Your only friend actually. You both joked about things for a while until some boy came over to you both. "Hey Craig! Who's this?" "This is (Y/n)." Craig said to the boy.

"Sup, (Y/n)! I'm Kenny!" Kenny sat down beside you and started to joke about perverted things. When you laughed at what he was saying, he was surprised. "You don't mind my pervy jokes?" "Huh? No. Why would I? I always joke like this with Craig." Kenny nodded and kept talking. Without you realizing it, Craig walked away.

"Hey, (Y/n), I only ever see you hang out with Craig. Why?" "Well, Craig is my only friend." "Really?" "Yeah. Why?" "Because, your fun, who wouldn't want to be friends with you?" "Other people apparently." "(Y/n), do you wanna be friends? Like, you and me?" "Yeah!" You both went back to your classes, you smiling like a idiot because you made a new friend.